It’s Tuesday. There are 371 days until the midterms and ONE WEEK UNTIL 2025 ELECTIONS! Democrats’ self-loathing, here come the lay-offs and the convicted felon doesn’t like being a convicted felon.
Something I don't understand about centrist democrats, why are they so full of shit? The republicans are fascists and they want us to move right? We've been warning about the right being fascists for years, and everyone kept saying we're "overreacting." Now fascism is here and they want to move more in that direction?? Fuck all the way off with that shit!
They think they can appeal to the other side to get any kind of win. What they don’t realize is can’t negotiate with terrorists or toddlers. They still admirably but naively think they can play nice
I think it's worse than that; they think they can survive politically if they play the game of fascist "light." To them it's not about the survival of democracy, but their own survival. In the Warsaw ghettos there were Jewish leaders who oppressed other Jews and helped the Nazi select people to be taken away. They thought they could spare their own families a trip to the gas chambers; they were wrong.
Jesus Christ, Drumpf is a walking elder abuse tale. He doesn’t know where he is or what the fuck he is doing! I’ve noticed he’s been juiced lately, but whatever it is doesn’t last very long. They’re doping him.
I think Jake should take a peek at Trump’s senile clownish dancing in Malaysia. A dance that Bill Maher described as looking like he’s jacking off two guys at once.
Betcha $100 the Orange Gas Monkey thought he was at a rally. He doesn’t even know where the fuck he is anymore.
This is the guy who’ll reach for the nuclear football if someone hurts his feelings.
“Where the hell did you bitches go? You told us presidential health was the most important thing for journalists in D.C. to cover and then you scurried up Trump’s orange ass and disappeared forever. Was it just Joe Biden’s health that was so fucking important to cover? Is that because he and his fans didn’t threaten and scare the shit out of you? Y’all were so goddamn high and mighty and opinionated when you were shitting all over Joe. Why so quiet now, chickenshits? We were gonna write you to ask you to do your fucking jobs, but we changed our minds. Instead we’re just sending this as an invitation to kiss our asses, eat shit and fuck all the way off. Assholes.”
Two ninnies named Hines and Miller giggle their way through an interview that featured RFK Jr's love of steak and sauerkraut while 40 million poor people lose Food Stamps in a few days. As Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat steak and sauerkraut." Will Hines and Miller suffer Marie's fate? Someone, somewhere is sharpening the blade of their guillotine.
It's clear that Jake Tapper is just another secret conservative - giving repubs every benefit of every doubt, while writing a book about Biden's "decline" - they LOVE to play the "i'm an impartial judge" game, just like Bill Maher and Joe Rogan.
Rfk jr is mentally ill? No shit?
My former roommate (one time head of my state's NOW) said it best (back in the early 2000's) about Dems going right - "people will vote for the real thing, rather than an imitation" (i.e. they'll just vote for republicans). She was right. We are here, with repubs going off the deep end because Dems moved to the right, and forced/enabled them to move so far to the right that our government is posting nazi propaganda, and doing all the things the nazis did when they took over Germany. What a winning strategy!
They call him the wanderer, oh yeah the wanderer!!
He roams around and round and round&round&round
Got me going in circles!
EXPOSE EPSTEIN-RUMP FILES
IMPRISON CHILD MOLLESTERS
You fucking quote the wanderer???
No, your mommie!
Something I don't understand about centrist democrats, why are they so full of shit? The republicans are fascists and they want us to move right? We've been warning about the right being fascists for years, and everyone kept saying we're "overreacting." Now fascism is here and they want to move more in that direction?? Fuck all the way off with that shit!
They think they can appeal to the other side to get any kind of win. What they don’t realize is can’t negotiate with terrorists or toddlers. They still admirably but naively think they can play nice
I think it's worse than that; they think they can survive politically if they play the game of fascist "light." To them it's not about the survival of democracy, but their own survival. In the Warsaw ghettos there were Jewish leaders who oppressed other Jews and helped the Nazi select people to be taken away. They thought they could spare their own families a trip to the gas chambers; they were wrong.
Centerist Dems have nothing!! It is the Progressives that have all the fire and policy.
It's a cult - not as hardcore as the 'true believers', but still a cult/groupthink.
I’m all in on a “cognitive debate” live & very public with AOC & Jasmine & Frumpy Man!!! I’d pay to watch!!
The whole world would watch! We’ll be able to hear each other laughing!
Didn’t Hillary and Kamala both beat him like a drum in debates? I’m sure AOC and Ms. Crockett would clean his clock.
I think we should talk Trump into going on the TV show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" Reboot the show if necessary.
Honestly, I love this newsletter so much every day, but today you had me at "Dear Fuckheads". Perfect.
Same!!
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
Breaking News: This morning Hakeem Jeffries announced that he is assuming the role of Speaker of the House, effective immediately.
Hey Mike, when was the election for the new Speaker held?
Jesus Christ, Drumpf is a walking elder abuse tale. He doesn’t know where he is or what the fuck he is doing! I’ve noticed he’s been juiced lately, but whatever it is doesn’t last very long. They’re doping him.
Great work. As you point out, trump will ALWAYS be a felon and CNN is now the Cowardly News Network, thanks to new CEO Thompson.
Slake Jake, shake him off Substack!
What happens if we ALL block tapper?
Let’s find out!
I think Jake should take a peek at Trump’s senile clownish dancing in Malaysia. A dance that Bill Maher described as looking like he’s jacking off two guys at once.
Betcha $100 the Orange Gas Monkey thought he was at a rally. He doesn’t even know where the fuck he is anymore.
This is the guy who’ll reach for the nuclear football if someone hurts his feelings.
Trump is Dangerous As Fuck.
Report on THAT, Jake.
The letter to Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson is flipping awesome!!!! Love it. 😂❤🤣❤
That's all I want to say today.
Ditto!!!! : )
“Where the hell did you bitches go? You told us presidential health was the most important thing for journalists in D.C. to cover and then you scurried up Trump’s orange ass and disappeared forever. Was it just Joe Biden’s health that was so fucking important to cover? Is that because he and his fans didn’t threaten and scare the shit out of you? Y’all were so goddamn high and mighty and opinionated when you were shitting all over Joe. Why so quiet now, chickenshits? We were gonna write you to ask you to do your fucking jobs, but we changed our minds. Instead we’re just sending this as an invitation to kiss our asses, eat shit and fuck all the way off. Assholes.”
Perfect 👍🏽
The US Military is murdering innocent people and the world needs to come down on its head. Don’t ever tell me to “support our troops”.
Two ninnies named Hines and Miller giggle their way through an interview that featured RFK Jr's love of steak and sauerkraut while 40 million poor people lose Food Stamps in a few days. As Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat steak and sauerkraut." Will Hines and Miller suffer Marie's fate? Someone, somewhere is sharpening the blade of their guillotine.
Fuck Tapper, sideways, with a chainsaw
It's clear that Jake Tapper is just another secret conservative - giving repubs every benefit of every doubt, while writing a book about Biden's "decline" - they LOVE to play the "i'm an impartial judge" game, just like Bill Maher and Joe Rogan.
Rfk jr is mentally ill? No shit?
My former roommate (one time head of my state's NOW) said it best (back in the early 2000's) about Dems going right - "people will vote for the real thing, rather than an imitation" (i.e. they'll just vote for republicans). She was right. We are here, with repubs going off the deep end because Dems moved to the right, and forced/enabled them to move so far to the right that our government is posting nazi propaganda, and doing all the things the nazis did when they took over Germany. What a winning strategy!
Hey Jakey, boy where is your dementia comments on Trump, who clearly is losing it! Today’s comments to the troops were insane