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Jane in NC's avatar

OK, that Oval Office sign is just begging for some internet edits. Let's get on it, people! May I suggest 'The Offal Office?

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Lisa's avatar

Gavin is on it already. It's hilarious.

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Jane in NC's avatar

"Live, laugh, LOSE". I'm crying.

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George Homsy's avatar

"offal orifice"?

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George Homsy's avatar

And if you look closely, the sign appears to be *printed on paper*...

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If I was a duck's avatar

Which staffer was asked if they had a Cricut and if they could take these 3 pieces of paper and make a sign, please. 😂😂😂😂

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Jane in NC's avatar

Yeah, I noticed that, too. It's freaking weird.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Absolutely, as it houses the Offal Orifice.

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Sandi Hamilton's avatar

That idiot thinks that you don't have to show ID to vote but you have to show ID to buy groceries at the grocery store 🤦‍♀️

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io bonini's avatar

Terrifying isn't it?

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Sandi Hamilton's avatar

It really is

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If I was a duck's avatar

The same idiot who thinks apples are priced individually instead of by the pound.

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Angie's avatar

Canks has destroyed the Republican Party forever and for that I am glad. We should NEVER elect republicans for anything ever again. They’ve held this country back my entire lifetime.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

AND cost us a boat load of money that none of us could afford!

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Jude Johnson's avatar

"Note 15: Um, we’ve never seen a president have to label the Oval Office before. Most of them just know it’s the room that’s not a rectangle."

Well, maybe this is a good sign he doesn't intend to bulldoze the entire White House?

And yes, Thank you to Nancy Pelosi for being such a tough fighter-- and for stepping down. We need the next generation to take over right now, thank you very much.

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Melissa magic's avatar

The gold paint identifying The Oval Office draws attention to the gold embossed relief over the door. He can't find his way without gold breadcrumbs? Let them eat cake. Marie Antoinette didn't actually say those words. According to sources who were there.

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Jude Johnson's avatar

As someone on Instagram said:

The GOP says, "Cake? Who gave those peasants cake?! They can't have any goddamned cake on SNAP!"

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Lisa's avatar

We've forged on to the Post-It Note stage of dementia.

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If I was a duck's avatar

Perfect👌

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Linda Myers's avatar

That stupid sign will come down easy enough. Will someone please lock the trash that is mace, in a closet and forget to tell anyone?

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If I was a duck's avatar

Lock her in the bathroom, lose the key, and put a VERY large and heavy bookcase over the door.

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

Got to disagree with Adam and Sam on Pelosi. While I certainly do not detest her, I will remember her as one who did not want to change the status quo of the Democratic party and was in part (albeit a small one) of getting swing voters to vote for Trump.

Also, she would not endorse Mamdami. So thanks for your service and as Master Po said to Grasshopper "it is time for you to leave".

https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/nancy-pelosi-zohran-mamdani-20807817.php

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Kay-El's avatar

Agreed on its past time for Pelosi to retire, but I’ll give her props for standing up to Trump 1.0 as speaker.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Do you think the Frog Brigade can escort these two out of town? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Note 17: George Santos says he’s leaving NYC because they elected Mamdani. Congratulations to both Mamdani and NYC. More: HuffPost

AND Andrew Cuomo who said he'd move to Florida if Mamdani was elected.

Well, you two - Get packing! The U-Haul is in the driveway and the frogs are in the lead and tail cars to escort you safely out of the city!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Bluesmurf

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CroneEver's avatar

Let's not forget that Alan Dershowitz said he was going to slit his throat if Mamdani was elected... Miss Betty Bowers asked if it was going to be shown livestreaming.

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patti sepich's avatar

Over the moon about the Dems winning. I’m def team Zo/AOC. The old farts need to be replaced with younger, more in touch, progressives. Jeffries has had his moments but what we need is more speaking truth to power in an All In Balls Out kind of way.

Democracy isn’t for pussies.

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Rick Basco's avatar

Did someone just print that out on 3 pieces of heavy office paper and tape it up?? Because that's really what it looks like when you look close…

That's the sort of cheap rush job that suggests it's only done so that Trump can find the damn door, demented old fool that he is… 🙄

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patti sepich's avatar

Vegas here. I love Jacky Rosen, she’s nobody to fuck with. Esp when it’s lies & bullshit. He’s a fucking stalker, and should be investigated

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Richard Nowels's avatar

They forgot the big red sign that should read, “Caution, Sexual Predator Inside”.

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Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

Nancy Pelosi, it’s time to bring a younger, and I mean younger, face into the House.

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Ray's avatar

Release all the EPSTEIN FILES this will sort out this terrible administration and trump

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cookropi's avatar

That sign is so Drumpf knows where his office is.......just in case he gets lost on the way to 'work'.

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Norina Columbaro's avatar

How I scream laugh when I see "NO GODDAMN LINK"! It helps to let it all out so I don't fly into a full on rager. Thank you for your service! ;-)

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