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Jude Johnson's avatar

1) Release the Fucking Epstein Files with only victim names redacted.

2) Aw, goddammit, I used to like Chris Pratt but I guess he's living up to the British interpretation of his name. And on that note, what fucking successes?

3) Used to be you could call the FBI on kidnapping cases, but not anymore. Fuck Texas Repubs

#FreeNicoleCollier

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Crystalwheel - My Road To Now's avatar

Chris Pratt is a sold out ass wipe… I thought he wasn’t Andy Dwyer … turns out he personifies the stupidity and lack of awareness that exemplifies his character on Parks and Rec… sad

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Cheryl Jones-Head's avatar

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Julie Jones's avatar

The cankled dude in the cheap gold whorehouse showed off his MAGA hat shrine to the visiting heads of state. I'm surprised he didn't make them light a candle or something. I'm sure it won't make a difference to the Rs, but their cankled dude is a few fries short on a Happy Meal. They need to put up some tacky gold shit at Walter Reed and move him in there.

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Elf's avatar

they'll treat him like saint ronnie

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Meredith Leonard's avatar

Around here we detest Elise!

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Barryt's avatar

Chris Pratt's comments remind of "let's not bicker and argue about who killed who" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Helen's avatar

Do the residents of DC approaching the maurading agents have tears in their eyes? They aren’t sincere without the tears!!

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Note one: Amen bruv "So it is really fucking cathartic watching her get booed to hell and back."

Note three: Enjoy your fucking day off guys! Sam before you head out to ride the wild surf, check the bacteria level in the water, per our local weather.

Note eight: There is no heaven for the pedo. He's so screwed.

Note ten: Gavin and his team trolling skills are sublime.

Chris Pratt is a prat.

See you guys at 1:30 Los Angeles time!

The Big Stuff was excellent today. 🙌🏼

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Sabrina Wood's avatar

Concerning note 11: Lev Parnas has been saying watch Dan Bongino because he’s not agreeing with the regime about the Epstein files. He’s probably seen something and has threatened to quit to go back to his podcast. Now he has a babysitter. Check out Lev Remembers for insider information.

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Amy Walter's avatar

Adam & Sam,

I hope you both get some rest and can recharge on your much deserved day off Friday 💙

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note: Hey Elise, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha FUCK YOU! Ha ha ha!

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Note two: I did watch it later, and Turek looks like a winner. Who are the other Dems running?

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Note four: Nazis gonna nazi.

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Note five: Why are they dating each other? No one else would have them.

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Note eight: Trump? Heaven? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha FUCK YOU! Ha ha ha!

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Note ten: Dana Perino ISTHISVERYCLOSE to almost seeing what she's saying...

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Note twelve: I wonder which redacted version it will be...

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Note sixteen: Reuters is all the way up to 40% approval isn't really a surprise; I used to subscribe to Reuters news reports, but bailed because I got tired of them leaning too far to the right.

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Note seventeen: I would FUCKING LOVE to see conservatives treated the same a Jews in Nazi Germany. Oh just so fucking much.

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Note twenty: I hope she shits in her sleep.

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Trish Keene's avatar

Thank you for this column. I had some laughs and did some swearing too.

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TCinLA's avatar

Would anyone but a bimbo dumb enough to be working at Fux Snooze want to date the World's Dumbest Mick?

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Marilyn Hubbard's avatar

In re Trump getting into Heaven, maybe he should read 1 Corinthians 13:1-3. The ONLY way to get to heaven is to love others. No amount of good works, even if they are sincere and not just part of a scorecard, will get you to heaven.

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JMull's avatar

Good works? Trump has never done those, for sure.

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Robin Richardson's avatar

As far as Trump getting into heaven, I know God very well. I don't think he's liable to open the pearly Gates for the Antichrist, the false prophet. SATAN.

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Joan Bosworth's avatar

Ireland and Scotland - Seize His Assets ——

Trump has committed crimes against humanity here, in the US, and across the world. These crimes are prohibited under international law for the protection of human rights. His edicts for torturing immigrants and citizens alike, deporting them to prisons in foreign lands, cutting USAID to our world partners, taking away the civil rights of so many, taking away food assistance, and taking away medical coverage, all of which will lead to death for some and agony for many.

I implore you to place sanctions on Trump, personally, for his severe human rights abuses. Please seize his assets [golf courses] in your countries. Freeze these assets, close them down. Use the greens for grazing sheep. Trump cares more about golf than he does anyone or anything in the world. These sanctions would hit him hard in the golf balls.

Trump must be stopped and you can assist with that. Please hold him personally accountable. Seize the day! Go raibh maith agar and Tapadh leibh. Thank you.

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CONNIE's avatar

#FreeNicoleCollier

Chris Pratt to take a flying leap and Cuomo it is over

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