Boooooooooo

[Jude Johnson]

1) Release the Fucking Epstein Files with only victim names redacted.

2) Aw, goddammit, I used to like Chris Pratt but I guess he's living up to the British interpretation of his name. And on that note, what fucking successes?

3) Used to be you could call the FBI on kidnapping cases, but not anymore. Fuck Texas Repubs

#FreeNicoleCollier

[Cheryl Jones-Head]

#FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier #FreeNicoleCollier

[Julie Jones]

The cankled dude in the cheap gold whorehouse showed off his MAGA hat shrine to the visiting heads of state. I'm surprised he didn't make them light a candle or something. I'm sure it won't make a difference to the Rs, but their cankled dude is a few fries short on a Happy Meal. They need to put up some tacky gold shit at Walter Reed and move him in there.

[Elf]

they'll treat him like saint ronnie

[Meredith Leonard]

Around here we detest Elise!

[Barryt]

Chris Pratt's comments remind of "let's not bicker and argue about who killed who" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Helen]

Do the residents of DC approaching the maurading agents have tears in their eyes? They aren’t sincere without the tears!!

[Scott Gilbert]

Note: Hey Elise, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha FUCK YOU! Ha ha ha!

.....

Note two: I did watch it later, and Turek looks like a winner. Who are the other Dems running?

.....

Note four: Nazis gonna nazi.

.....

Note five: Why are they dating each other? No one else would have them.

.....

Note eight: Trump? Heaven? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha FUCK YOU! Ha ha ha!

.....

Note ten: Dana Perino ISTHISVERYCLOSE to almost seeing what she's saying...

.....

Note twelve: I wonder which redacted version it will be...

.....

Note sixteen: Reuters is all the way up to 40% approval isn't really a surprise; I used to subscribe to Reuters news reports, but bailed because I got tired of them leaning too far to the right.

.....

Note seventeen: I would FUCKING LOVE to see conservatives treated the same a Jews in Nazi Germany. Oh just so fucking much.

.....

Note twenty: I hope she shits in her sleep.

[Michelle Brody]

Note one: Amen bruv "So it is really fucking cathartic watching her get booed to hell and back."

Note three: Enjoy your fucking day off guys! Sam before you head out to ride the wild surf, check the bacteria level in the water, per our local weather.

Note eight: There is no heaven for the pedo. He's so screwed.

Note ten: Gavin and his team trolling skills are sublime.

Chris Pratt is a prat.

See you guys at 1:30 Los Angeles time!

The Big Stuff was excellent today. 🙌🏼

[Marilyn Hubbard]

In re Trump getting into Heaven, maybe he should read 1 Corinthians 13:1-3. The ONLY way to get to heaven is to love others. No amount of good works, even if they are sincere and not just part of a scorecard, will get you to heaven.

[JMull]

Good works? Trump has never done those, for sure.

[Trish Keene]

Thank you for this column. I had some laughs and did some swearing too.

[TCinLA]

Would anyone but a bimbo dumb enough to be working at Fux Snooze want to date the World's Dumbest Mick?

[Sabrina Wood]

Concerning note 11: Lev Parnas has been saying watch Dan Bongino because he’s not agreeing with the regime about the Epstein files. He’s probably seen something and has threatened to quit to go back to his podcast. Now he has a babysitter. Check out Lev Remembers for insider information.

[CONNIE]

#FreeNicoleCollier

Chris Pratt to take a flying leap and Cuomo it is over

[Amy Walter]

Adam & Sam,

I hope you both get some rest and can recharge on your much deserved day off Friday 💙

[Robin Richardson]

As far as Trump getting into heaven, I know God very well. I don't think he's liable to open the pearly Gates for the Antichrist, the false prophet. SATAN.

[C Murphy]

I just got to read this because I took someone to have a medical procedure.

SO-- I definitely would greatly appreciate a cussin' newsletter on Friday if you guys are down with it.

[Julie]

Me too.