Happy Halloween. There are 368 days until the midterm elections and FOUR DAYS UNTIL THIS YEARβS ELECTIONS! Trump wants to go nuclear, America goes Whites Only and the UN says to stop murdering.
White adults in Chicago should go door to door handing out candy to all the kiddos. Leave all the children alone Kristi, CBP and Bovino. Leave the children alone.
She's sequestered in government housing with fortifications in place for her safety. Well then, there may be some 3-D chess going on, or just paranoia.
So Sam's trick-or-treating as Justadick? Do I have that right, or am I just a total perv? BTW, I'm going as a worried, scared elderly woman who can't fucking sleep at night. Thanks for doing what you do to try to keep us sane! Eat some candy!
For like the cheap price of $99 too! Straight from China with an overhead price of a buck fifty. I keep rearranging my list of "who do I hate most in the regime?" She went back up towards the top again.
Loved, βIt really is just beyond evil that these assholes wonβt lift a finger to help Americans with their premiums. Maybe if we all go as Argentinians for Halloween, then we can get $40 billion.β Made my day- thank you!
Since I am a history geek, I had to do a deep dive on the Korean Cheuksin mythology... love the imagery guys, ha! I found this article to explain the "toilet goddess" in all her putrid glory:
LOVE the newsletter and I want to tell you how much I loved and enjoyed yesterdayβs Halloween therapy session. Sam channels my anger and rage perfectly. He takes the words and the screams right out of my mouth. I am also often sitting here in a βstraight up fucking rageβ. Like daily. Thank you both so much for the newsletter. And the therapy sessions. Have a wonderful happy Halloween as minions and Couchfuck βJigsaw Dickβ JD Vance. This whole community thrives on the newsletter and the therapy.
My man, Sam Youngman, hung like a sectional. Heβs all yours, ladies!! πͺπΌπͺπΌπͺπΌ
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He is Sofa King cool!
Whatβs Samβs number?
69β¦duhβ¦πππ
Youβre too fucking funny!
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White adults in Chicago should go door to door handing out candy to all the kiddos. Leave all the children alone Kristi, CBP and Bovino. Leave the children alone.
Wouldnβt it be fun if EVERYONE trick or treated at Facelift Barbieβs house tonight, en masse?
She's sequestered in government housing with fortifications in place for her safety. Well then, there may be some 3-D chess going on, or just paranoia.
I already have my costume. Iβm going trick or treating dressed like the puppy killer.
So Sam's trick-or-treating as Justadick? Do I have that right, or am I just a total perv? BTW, I'm going as a worried, scared elderly woman who can't fucking sleep at night. Thanks for doing what you do to try to keep us sane! Eat some candy!
I think heβs going as Justadick Head.
Hilarious . . . thanks for the LOL!
We all need a good laugh today π
In honor of Halloween, you guys are scaring the living s--- out of me! Help.
SAME! Help!!!
What's up with Melania selling Christmas Ornaments?IS SHE not getting enough of the take?
For like the cheap price of $99 too! Straight from China with an overhead price of a buck fifty. I keep rearranging my list of "who do I hate most in the regime?" She went back up towards the top again.
Loved, βIt really is just beyond evil that these assholes wonβt lift a finger to help Americans with their premiums. Maybe if we all go as Argentinians for Halloween, then we can get $40 billion.β Made my day- thank you!
Since I am a history geek, I had to do a deep dive on the Korean Cheuksin mythology... love the imagery guys, ha! I found this article to explain the "toilet goddess" in all her putrid glory:
https://thekrazemag.com/latest-updates/2023/10/22/cheuksin-the-chilling-tale-of-koreas-outhouse-goddess
Nice Adam π±π±ππ»ππ»
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Sam, your simple but hilarious costume had me laughing out loud. π€£
Not including good witches, but
noem the haughty puppy shooter is definitely what one would call a HAG EVIL WITCH!
and her looks fit her persona perfectly!
Noem will be busy tonight, it's Xmas for witches&bitches!
Why insult witches?
Big difference between white and black witches! Cheuksin Barbie is the latter.
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Happy Halloween SPβs. And as for Samβs costume, too funny πππ
Note10. You guys are fucking hilarious.
LOVE the newsletter and I want to tell you how much I loved and enjoyed yesterdayβs Halloween therapy session. Sam channels my anger and rage perfectly. He takes the words and the screams right out of my mouth. I am also often sitting here in a βstraight up fucking rageβ. Like daily. Thank you both so much for the newsletter. And the therapy sessions. Have a wonderful happy Halloween as minions and Couchfuck βJigsaw Dickβ JD Vance. This whole community thrives on the newsletter and the therapy.
There is no end to your sexy brilliance! Sam, be gentle to the upholstery. Or not.