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Pamela Beckford's avatar

White adults in Chicago should go door to door handing out candy to all the kiddos. Leave all the children alone Kristi, CBP and Bovino. Leave the children alone.

Tim Loun's avatar

My man, Sam Youngman, hung like a sectional. He’s all yours, ladies!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Skitealwedrop's avatar

What’s Sam’s number?

Tim Loun's avatar

69…duh…😂😂😂

Skitealwedrop's avatar

You’re too fucking funny!

Linda Myers's avatar

Wouldn’t it be fun if EVERYONE trick or treated at Facelift Barbie’s house tonight, en masse?

Mwfeiger's avatar

She's sequestered in government housing with fortifications in place for her safety. Well then, there may be some 3-D chess going on, or just paranoia.

Skitealwedrop's avatar

I already have my costume. I’m going trick or treating dressed like the puppy killer.

Mercedes's avatar

So Sam's trick-or-treating as Justadick? Do I have that right, or am I just a total perv? BTW, I'm going as a worried, scared elderly woman who can't fucking sleep at night. Thanks for doing what you do to try to keep us sane! Eat some candy!

Skitealwedrop's avatar

I think he’s going as Justadick Head.

Mercedes's avatar

Hilarious . . . thanks for the LOL!

Skitealwedrop's avatar

We all need a good laugh today 😎

Meredith Leonard's avatar

In honor of Halloween, you guys are scaring the living s--- out of me! Help.

Bonnie  Reeves's avatar

What's up with Melania selling Christmas Ornaments?IS SHE not getting enough of the take?

Lisa's avatar

For like the cheap price of $99 too! Straight from China with an overhead price of a buck fifty. I keep rearranging my list of "who do I hate most in the regime?" She went back up towards the top again.

Ajhview's avatar

Loved, “It really is just beyond evil that these assholes won’t lift a finger to help Americans with their premiums. Maybe if we all go as Argentinians for Halloween, then we can get $40 billion.” Made my day- thank you!

Andrea Calcagno's avatar

Since I am a history geek, I had to do a deep dive on the Korean Cheuksin mythology... love the imagery guys, ha! I found this article to explain the "toilet goddess" in all her putrid glory:

https://thekrazemag.com/latest-updates/2023/10/22/cheuksin-the-chilling-tale-of-koreas-outhouse-goddess

Tori lawson's avatar

Nice Adam 😱😱🎃👻🎃👻

Marilyn's avatar

Sam, your simple but hilarious costume had me laughing out loud. 🤣

C Bowlby's avatar

Not including good witches, but

noem the haughty puppy shooter is definitely what one would call a HAG EVIL WITCH!

and her looks fit her persona perfectly!

C Bowlby's avatar

Noem will be busy tonight, it's Xmas for witches&bitches!

Marilyn's avatar

Why insult witches?

Frederica Huxley's avatar

Big difference between white and black witches! Cheuksin Barbie is the latter.

patti sepich's avatar

Happy Halloween SP’s. And as for Sam’s costume, too funny 😂😂😂

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Note10. You guys are fucking hilarious.

Julie's avatar

LOVE the newsletter and I want to tell you how much I loved and enjoyed yesterday’s Halloween therapy session. Sam channels my anger and rage perfectly. He takes the words and the screams right out of my mouth. I am also often sitting here in a “straight up fucking rage”. Like daily. Thank you both so much for the newsletter. And the therapy sessions. Have a wonderful happy Halloween as minions and Couchfuck “Jigsaw Dick” JD Vance. This whole community thrives on the newsletter and the therapy.

Melissa magic's avatar

There is no end to your sexy brilliance! Sam, be gentle to the upholstery. Or not.