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Carol Glynn's avatar

I wish you would have shown how Chancellor Merz presented donold with a framed copy of his GERMAN grandfather's birth certificate - showing donnie is an immigrant with birthright citizenship.........

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Bruce's avatar

Not only was Grampa Drumpf (their real family name) an immigrant, he was a criminal to boot. He fled to the US to avoid prison for not signing up for the army as was the law back then.

Then he came here and opened a whorehouse in Canada.

They weren't sending their best...

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Barryt's avatar

Huh, it's almost like he's projecting when he says that other countries are sending criminals and rapists - literally his own family history.

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Carol Glynn's avatar

DYK he tried to go back to Germany & they said, "Nah"! He would have been arrested.

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Jamie Hamilton's avatar

No surprise there!

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Simone Simon's avatar

Thank you! We deserve this joy. Also, picture of Governor Walz making popcorn was really good.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I’ll bet the popcorn aisles are empty just about now. This whole shit storm is fucking hilarious. 😂

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arne link's avatar

I love Gov. Walz. He projects kindness and sanity. He's not at all afraid to bring it when necessary. I hope he runs for president.

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gayle carper's avatar

Thank you. I so need your humor every morning.

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Mary Anthony's avatar

It’s Alien vs Predator. The summer movie smash hit of the season

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Alyson Ward's avatar

Yes. Godzilla and King Kong had redeeming qualities.

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Steven Zimmerman's avatar

Hey guys -- I know there was a lot of wild news yesterday but don't diss that NBA Finals game last night. It was freaking terrific. Two small market teams but a great game and a finish for the ages. Just watch what happened in the final minutes!

Oh -- yeah, everyone in my household wishes Trump and Elon a delightful and mutually assured destruction. Nazi bastards.

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Sarie Teichman's avatar

It’s a Doge eat Doge world…

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arne link's avatar

Oooooh, Good one!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

😂

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Elaine H's avatar

Loving you guys! Will take you on your regular time, off time, unscheduled time, anytime! We need some levity and cursing! 💙

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Mary Adams Lafsky's avatar

Social Media = "Mean Girls" Burn Book.

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Jamie Hamilton's avatar

Note 5 - I bought 8 bananas at Costco this week - for $1.50!

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Bruce's avatar

Musk threatening to 'decommission the Dragon' means the people on the ISS HAVE NO WAY OF COMING HOME.

Cool "The richest Man-Baby in the world starving the poorest children in the world to death, and also the astronauts."

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I’ll buzz up there and pick them up. No worries. 😎

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MKW's avatar

Polite note to AOC: I don't think it's necessary to insult all the females of the world in order to point out the immaturity of Trump and Musk. All girls have had to suffer and overcome the constant hammering of the message that girls and women are "bitchy." Please don't sign on to the misogyny to get a laugh. Sometimes women are their own worst enemy, and this must stop. It's simply not funny.

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Tony Fainberg's avatar

Please, bring back Leon Elon Melvin!

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Sally Cross's avatar

So Elon’s new nickname could be EACO and I hope he and TACO continue their flame war which is fun to watch

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note: This is Elon's way of panicking over the nosedive his companies are taking (also see Note 16). If he thinks he can come out of this looking like any form of good guy, he's badly kidding himself.

Note five: Jamaica had a thriving banana growing and exporting industry until the US shut the door on it decades ago because the local industry or Chiquita didn't want the competition. And those people put in the work and need the business.

Note seven: Yes, very many. But it would be impossible to forget what a disaster and failed personoid Cruz is.

Note eight: Nor do I watch boxing, cock fights, or dog fights. If any of these clowns loses, then one of them wins. Which one would you like to see win?

Note 10: How totally unexpected: Donnie doesn't get it.

"A Warning from 42:" Donnie's ignoring SCOTUS' order, but so is SCOTUS. They can enforce their orders, but that stuff just tastes so good.

"Holy shitballs:" When you find yourself not hating something Bannon said, you know you don't know what planet you're on.

"It's OK to enjoy this:" This is why it's foolish at this point to try to conceptualize presidential favorites for next time. Crockett, Ocasio-Cortes, Raskin, Warren, maybe a couple of others. But until very recently, who saw the rise of Goldman coming? And maybe Murphy and Whitehouse will crystalize.

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arne link's avatar

I want Governor Walz. Bring back sanity and good will.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Love it.

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Mary Mann's avatar

Love your reporting & love your videos!!

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Margaret Redus's avatar

💙💙💙

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