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MsAnthropic's avatar

Honest to motherfucking god I cannot take another word about Hasan Piker. I don’t know what he says and I refuse to learn BECAUSE HE’S A TWITCH STREAMER AND THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD IS ON FIRE. FOCUS ON THE POWERFUL, PEOPLE. Every mention of his name now gets the Dr. Evil “zip it” noise with accompanying hand motion. Zzzzt! ZZZZT!

Mary Hayes's avatar

I know nothing about this person. I do not want to know anything.

MsAnthropic's avatar

I know our hosts agree, to be clear - didn’t mean to yell at them.

sheryl jeffries's avatar

Nailed it again. I can't wait until the midterms. I'm so sick of Trump and his administration

Sandie Becker's avatar

So he abstained from golf....ok. but let's be real. What he does cannot be called by even the lengthiest stretch of imagination, golf. It's just some fat ass riding in a souped up cart swinging wildly at a little white ball.

io bonini's avatar

Hey SB., "swinging wildly at a little white ball." So that's what Natalie is up too in that cart. lol

Vicki Greene's avatar

I never even heard of Hassan Piker, and I'm sure I'm not alone in this, until MSM started asking every democratic candidate about him. WTF?

io bonini's avatar

Same here VG., Like there's nothing more important going on? What losers.

Michele Ashton's avatar

REGARDING 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT" Please consult your local voter services to see if it's possible to get your ballot as soon as the County Voter Services open. Here in Chester County PA - outside of Philadelphia - we can get our ballot, fill it out and take it right back to the office to vote. https://www.chesco.org/156/Voter-Services

io bonini's avatar

Hey MA., 100%. If you can circumvent the USPS at all costs.

Cathy 98280's avatar

We vote in Washington - ALL BY MAIL! Assuming (HOPING!) the USPS gets our ballots to us, we will use a drop box to be certain they arrive by November 3rd. (Damn him! [You know who I mean.])

Leslie Pruski's avatar

Beep Beep

Democrats really need to get their shit together and win all the elections in November. All of them! There is so much shit to fix.

That stupid ballroom looks like it is going to be bigger than the White House. STUPID!!!

Beep Beep

See the movie, my mom and I enjoyed it. I may have shed a tear. I also want to see it again because there are so many little details that I missed the first time around.

Beep Beep

Gigi Sylvia's avatar

I’d rather be backwards and poor than craven and corrupt.

io bonini's avatar

"Backwards and Poor"....

I mean come on...who voted for this guy?

The Rich & Powerful....

And who paid for this guy....

It's Pabst blue ribbon time. we here prefer Burgie...

but Uncle Bob has a lot of Pabst on hand all of a sudden....curious. lol

Claudia Miller's avatar

I live in Pima County so I feel fairly confident that I will receive my ballot. However, just to be safe I do plan on dropping our completed ballots off at a secure spot. We pretty much vote as soon as we receive our ballots. I've already alerted my family to vote as soon as possible and to check their registration. They live in Maricopa County and my daughter has been purged in the past. We do have a Dem Secty of State so that helps. To add more grief to the cherry tree fiasco, you've heard of the weeping willows taken down at the Kennedy Center? Sickening. This Regime is killing America as we know it.

io bonini's avatar

"We still want to expand the number of seats, but we also want to take today’s ruling and rub Sam Alito’s face in it by making him go to work in the rat dick building every day."

Hey All you SP's out there, We here at Cynic Central would like to see those six Nazis have to have a tattoo on their foreheads that says either "Pay for Play" or "Traitor". Less they forget while they sit in their cells in a military prison.

The above is all satire by the way...seems like that's what we have to do now, doesn't it?

Peggy Rothschild's avatar

Note 16: Perfection! Thank you for finding things to lift our spirits in this incredibly gross, stupid, and dangerous time.

Robert Lawrence Gioia's avatar

Elsayed must be our guy because the oligarchy is attacking nonstop and we need someone to break up this media empire.

Gigi Sylvia's avatar

Early vote too! I find that option my favorite but I can walk to my polling station.

Sandy O's avatar

I feel like Trump doesn't want the mail-in voting because it gives physical evidence of who you voted for and would hold-up during a recount. If you vote at the polls, votes can be switched without us knowing about it. And to add to that - the entire state of Utah votes by mail. How will they change that? Just my opinion.

Tim Loun's avatar

Utah notwithstanding (I think the Republicans believe it’s an untouchably red state), the other states with all mail in voting are Oregon and Colorado, two states Trump and his cronies couldn’t care less about - as an Oregonian, I can say that we focus a great deal on our drop boxes - my county clerk is adding even more boxes to our district - and we have voter turnout programs into which we’re really leaning. I hope everyone else across the country can, too…it’s too damn important to just let them push us out.

Cathy 98280's avatar

You forgot Washington state, neighbor. There are others as well.

io bonini's avatar

Note 18: We did it! It only took three decades, but we got the guy who got Tupac.

How long before the regime makes him a general?