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Elaine H's avatar

Sexy patriot grandma here who is loving your newsletter. Curse all you want, it’s music to my ears. You give a humorous take on some serious and horrifying news. Thank you

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Tess Smale's avatar

Elaine, we are soul sisters for sure ✌️

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

I'm not a grandma, but I wanna join the soul sisters for some cursing! Love me some Adam and Sam!

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Judy Cross's avatar

I am a grandma and great grandma and I want to join, too. I have never used so many swear words in my life and will continue to do so until this regime is gone (hopefully to jail), then I will probably have to clean up my language, or, who knows, maybe I will keep it and curse them out everyday.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Hey Judy, I hear ya, soul sister. Welcome!

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Judy Cross's avatar

Thanks, I will be with you every step of the way.

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Tess Smale's avatar

I too am a gramma and great gramma! Truly soul sisters!

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Elaine H's avatar

Welcome Carolyn

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

thanks!

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Tess Smale's avatar

Welcome 💖

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Thanks, Tess.

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Elaine H's avatar

Awesome, Tess. Soul sister 🧑 for the win.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Thanks for letting me be one, too.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Oh, tucker - FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

And fuck Cancun Cruz, too! He’s truly a fucking asshole!

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Yup I will never forget that time he goes to Cancun while I was coming home from work using Dart train. While waiting for the bus at the start station that never came. I felt hypothermia. Moments before my son got there I thought I was going to die. That felt real ugly. I jumped in the truck and just busted out crying because I was feeling pain and fear. Some real scary moments.

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Judy Cross's avatar

I'm so sorry that you had to go thru that. I know they were hard times - maybe it helped us to prepare for these even harder times. Stay strong. We are all in this fight together.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

I'm old school - I couldn't prepare more than I did that time. The wood I had stored ran out. Even home depot ran out of 2x4s that people were buying to burn in their fireplace. Everywhere else that sells firewood they ran out of were closed because they didn't know how to handle the COVID crisis. That's what the sign read when we went. Not to mention the roads were way too iced/snow/rain to get on the road to look for another place.

But hey, I went the cowboy way - I used my fireplace to make my coffee and cook a little.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I think that the Texas government learned their lesson. They are responsible for the TX power grid. Customers are responsible for paying our ridiculous power bills. Thank you 😎

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Omg, I remember that storm well. No power, no water, pipes bursting in my apartment complex, no cell phone. Around 200 people died because of the power outage. I was a frozen stressed out mess. Cruz should have lost his fucking job for leaving Texas exactly when the storm began 👹

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Same with me. For 2weeks no power no water. Gawd damn I don't know how we survived. We are on 3rd floor. It felt like we had the roof blown off. We couldn't get warm despite 4 layers of clothes and blankets. And we still had to go to work on some of those days.

From my point of view - Cruz should have been thrown in fucking prison.i hate that bitch.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I don’t know either. I sat in my car, in my driveway, most days. At least I could use the heater. I’m going to sleep in my car if that ever happens again. It was warmer than my 40 degree apartment.

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Apache's avatar
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Cruz is a Slimy Big-Mouth Coward...

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Agreed. He, Paxton, Cornyn and Abbott are so so busy sucking up to The Orange Fuck that they barely come up to breathe. Sorry guys. I’m crude as hell when it comes to

politics.

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Judy Cross's avatar

But I did like the way he was able to take Cruz down. Don't expect anymore out of him - think that was it for his once in a lifetime.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Tucker is playing both sides. He's trying to get his audience back.

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Judy Cross's avatar

I'm sure he is, but it was still fun to see.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

It was fun watching him call out Cruz on his shit. Cruz knows nothing about Iran, clearly.

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Cyn B's avatar

I will never understand why Dems do not vote NO on everything Trump wants. It's all fucking illegal. I would rather have a House & Senate full of of 20 year olds than to reelect these cheesedicks.

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Cyn B's avatar

We are so fucked. I mean, seriously, we can't survive 3 1/2 years of this and many of us likely will not survive.

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Judy Cross's avatar

We will survive because we are fighting the biggest fight of our lives. There is no other option. We will stay strong like Ukraine. We can learn a lot from their peoples. We don't do kings or dictators.

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Heinous is what the SCOTUS is. As is the GOP. Why aren't the U.S. Marshals arresting the Tangerine Palpatine and his henchmen? I'm literally screaming inside my head. Those fucking pig monsters! The Bright Side: is/are Adam and Sam! Looking forward to Sexy Patriots in therapy!

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Linda Myers's avatar

Good for the NAACP. Why would they invite the enemy? I reiterate, so-called ICE agents, who are just hired criminals, all need to be arrested for kidnapping. So, betrayed by Padilla. No one to trust, then?

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Doyle K's avatar

Also, regarding awful people who do something sain, I always tell myself, it is never too late to do the right thing. I include that line in my correspondence with my Republican representatives.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

looking forward to this afternoon's therapy session! I need it!

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Same Carolyn! 💯

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Donald Lim's avatar

Maybe it's time for Dem politicians to start wearing body cams. That way they can record and disprove ICE fabrications.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Good idea

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Angie's avatar

Stay healthy and take care of yourselves, everyone. We all want to be around when Trump finally drops dead.

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Woohoo!

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Maria's avatar

What is the deal with the crypto vote? Why vote yes????

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Angie's avatar

It’s always about money.

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Doyle K's avatar

The what if Joe Biden did that joke is wearing very thin for me. A different "what if": What if an undocumented immigrant was able to help you get a tax break, outlaw abortion, advance white supremacy, go after people you don't care for, make it easier to scam people and do illegal things with crypto, and be that authoritative leader your heart desires, would you want him or her to be president of the United States?

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Dax Jac's avatar

The republican suck to all hell, but it’s also hard to vote for democrats, because many are just as greedy and corrupt as those on the right!!

The balls, after what Cuomo did to now turn around and endorse him!!

The democrats should have sat this one out!! There are some in their ranks and file who were targeted by Cuomo during his time as governor.

Cuomo should have ran as an independent if he wanted back in so bad!!

The double talk from democrats is real!! And that’s the frustrating part about them!!

And for that it keeps a lot of young voters home, not trusting either party!!

Honestly I don’t blame them!!

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MPT's avatar

Republicans are disgusting and reprehensible, but dems are tools of trump. Padilla is just one of the more sneaky tools, and Fetterman is simply bonkers. He should have taken his meds....

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S Bentz's avatar

Orange is the new Iraq

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O'Hag's avatar

Are you sure TFG's not planning to install "stripper poles" outside the Whte House?

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