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Mike Hammer's avatar

This is the official raping, pillaging and plundering of America. Their nihilism is exceeded only by their incompetence so keep exposing them Ben and friends.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

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Barbara (NJ)'s avatar

I’m betting that Rectal Polyp Miller got a daily atomic wedgie and/or a swirly in high school

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

and you should have see what the boys did to him.

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Cheryl Bolen Smelson's avatar

I love being a Sexy Patriot! This subscription is worth every penny, if only so I can occasionally laugh through the horror of it all

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MKW's avatar

Jane Goodall would never have compared trump to a chimpanzee if she had realized what an insult that is to the chimpanzee.

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Patty's avatar

Guys, can’t we just name him Nutlick Buttlicker? I mean, I’m sure he licks both 🤢🤮

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Barryt's avatar

Because it's Lutnick, the only choice is Nutlick...

That's like Pee Wee German's version of "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me."

Meidas Touch is beating pretty much all of the broadcast networks, with is another data point to clarify that "appealing to conservatives" is the dumbest business plan ever.

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Kristi_The_Clown's avatar

They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are" - Nosferatu Miller.

You got to love it when some miserable excuse for a man (he would come away even worse than Big Balls if attacked by a couple of 15 year olds) tries to lump himself in with the men and women who actually do the dirty work. Yeah Miller, you're a real bad boy just like George Constanza.

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A Pat's avatar

Thanks for the pep talk this morning! Seriously, I had a few good laughs and those are very needed!!❤️

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Jane in NC's avatar

Note Five: When I hear weenies like PeeWee German popping off about how tough they are, I'm reminded of that old saying: "A lion never has to tell you it's a lion."

The ICE raid on the apartment building in Chicago sounds like it could come straight out of any book about the treatment of Jews early in the Nazi regime. This is pure evil, and it's frightening how many alphabet agencies of the federal government are willing to participate in it.

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Angie's avatar

The MAGA Party is dying. Stand your ground, universities.

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Coco's avatar

Note 16: I just couldn’t calm down yesterday with all these highly RICH and respected among their peers/influential comedians participating in the Riyadh Comedy Sellout Festival. Wtf? If they can’t take the principled path and live off their existing millions and say ‘fuck no’ to that purse then fuck them too. They are now part of the problem. I will never spend another dime attending their shows or watching their streamed specials. Shoutout to Kimmel, Colbert, letterman, Birbiglia and other comedians who turned down the invite/$$$. I pray I don’t learn Neal Brennan attended. We all have to make sacrifices in this crazy time and sad so many successful cultural figures are not willing.

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Coco's avatar

And the reported purses for performers ranged between $375K-1.6mm. So we also know the pathetic value these asshats put on the price of human rights.

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Tori lawson's avatar

You have the biggest snowflakes, the biggest crybabies, the biggest morons standing up there trying to act like the toughest I don’t know what in a row! I have never seen bigger whiners in my life than those assholes right there. Oh my fucking God they whine and they bitch and they moan and they cry more than a two year-old. I don’t know who they’re trying to act tough for but fuck tough they are not especially Steven Miller!!he’s the biggest fucking crybaby bitch there is go home Steven Miller. you’re a crybaby. You’re a little whining bitch and everybody knows it. You too. Cory stop cheating on your fucking wife with a plastic queen and go the fuck home, you’re 15 minutes of fame was up years ago all of you fucking losers go home. Everybody knows you are fucking nothing absolutely fucking nothing but a bunch of whining, snowflake crying, baby bitches!! and if you ever came across gang bangers, you would piss your pants all of you!

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NancyCBrettC's avatar

Miller’s bullshit literally made me laugh out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣 the balding birch boy in his 30s going on 99 thinks he’s such a bad ass. Bitch, wait till you’re in a prison cell. I hope Big Bubba comes up from behind and tears your sorry asshole in half.

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Barbara Spencer's avatar

We need you more than ever. Keep up the good fight!

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mimisabel's avatar

The accolade from Sam Quinn ("You guys are the croissant to my morning coffee and after a year, it only seems right that I start paying for the nutrition you provide me with. Oh...and I love who you deem good guys and bad guys!” -Sam Quinn) sounds like a certain musician I follow. Is that you, Sam Quinn from Tennessee and sometimes of the Black Lillies? Regardless, fellow sexy patriots, you would do well to check out Sam Quinn's music and quirky humor. You're welcome!

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