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Danni Dunn's avatar

I am an old, wrinkly lady and Duffy’s comments make want to show up at the airport in my tattered shortie pajamas, rollers in hair and fluffy 20 year old bunny slippers. Until he flies coach, middle seat, he can fuck all the way off.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Makes me want to show up in everything dressed to the hilt with jewelry everywhere and have to take it off one thing at a time and hold up the line. Blame it all on Duffy. After all, he said we were all ugly... so pretty is going to take longer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Love it 😎

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Suki Herr's avatar

I’ll admit my husband&I have some health issues. Traveling with my husband’s cpap was a problem. A 3-5hr flight became so uncomfortable&fraught with inconvenience, we mostly drive now. Airlines Packing us in like sardines, with recirculated “air” & luggage full of dirty underwear stuffed in every crevice is not a pleasant experience.

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patti sepich's avatar

Exactly. I rarely fly anymore since my oldest boy passed. Used to fly from Vegas to GA so I could take him for clinical trials at Emory. Had to make an emergency flight to Steamboat Springs via Denver, plane was late, we all missed connections. United comped me a hotel/meal, which I appreciated, but the squashed flights were horrid. Funeral was at 11am, had to be back in Vegas for a black tie wedding at 6:30. Squished again. Made it in time to hear the vows, so I guess it was a success.

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Suki Herr's avatar

Airlines deserve some ridicule&loss of business. I’m sorry this happened to you&your son.

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patti sepich's avatar

Thank you. He passed 10 years ago.

This latest flight was for my little sissy’s hubs who passed unexpectedly.

The wedding had been planned for a year. Wild times fr.

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Barbara Skadberg Chavez's avatar

I'm 70 and wear a travel outfit, which are sweatpants and a matching jacket to keep warm. Comfort is far more important than fashion. So Duffy can go f*** himself.

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TSmale's avatar

O yeah 🏆

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

You go girl 😊

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BF's avatar

My brief letter to Leaders Jeffries and Schumer,

Dear Leader Jeffries & Schumer, please encourage your threatened colleagues to bring felony charges against Trump, sue him, and force both the DOJ and SCOTUS to act in accordance with existing LAW -- which Trump brazenly violated, as well as, motivated countless Americans to begin calling for the death of Representatives Jason Crow, Chris Deluzio, Maggie Goodlander and Chrissy Houlahan and Senators Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin.

Thank you

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Linda Myers's avatar

Yes!!!

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

"How incompetent is American leadership right now? They accidentally fucking invaded Mexico."

Accident my ass! Here is the excuse:

“Changes in water depth and topography altered the perception of the international boundary’s location.”

If I needed to I could use the GPS on my phone and determine exactly when I crossed my property line into my neighbors yard. The military has WAY better GPS than my phone does. So, yeah, that's bullshit.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Yeah... playing dumb doesn't become them! Nobody but other dumb people believe them anyway!

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Skepticat's avatar

They are NOT playing.

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Angie's avatar

People might “dress up” more when flying if the seats weren’t so fucking close together that they cut off all oxygen and blood flow. Fuck that silly little bitchman.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

I usually wear sweatpants when I fly, just so I won't have to take off a f***ing belt and put it on again.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

How about Tuxes and Evening Gowns! Give the TSA something to look forward to! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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If I was a duck's avatar

He says maybe we all need to start dressing up to go to the airport?

Will be hilarious to see an entire airport full of frogs and unicorns!!

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Bluesmurf's avatar

I love it... the Frog Brigade and the Inflatables should do this... Of course, they'd need to take them off to get on the plane... but what a sight to see! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I believe bitchmann meant we shouldn’t wear shorts that ride up our asses so that our cheeks are showing, don’t wear a tube top without a bra and a hoodie or shirt over it and don’t wear your most revealing bathing suit when you are flying home from Miami. Jeans and t-shirts are much more acceptable.

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Angie's avatar

Kkkaroline will make one small slip-up some day and she’ll be the new Piggy. These filth never learn.

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Walrl's avatar

So a rapper with the Fugees is sentenced to 14 yrs for facilitating illegal campaign contributions, but donald f*cking trump, convicted of the 34 felonies, & commits all sorts of financial shenanigans is still free?? WTF

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Sharon D. Bailey's avatar

Hope all SPs enjoy these end of year holidays to the max being with people you care about. Judging by the way our country has gone to hell in a handbasket in just 10 months, we should all get our fill of love and joy while we can.

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Teresa Pezzino's avatar

I have to wonder if it was accidental. Perhaps testing the waters to see if Mexico is paying attention.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Since there has been plenty of actions taken to see how people will respond, I believe it was done on purpose as well just to see if Mexico would notice. What morons! But that is why we have to push back on every single dumb ass thing this government does... because one thing slips and pretty soon a whole bunch slips and we're in some deep hot water!

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Kiska AK's avatar

I totally wouldn’t put it past them.

Next they’ll say “changes in topography” created a whole new border.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Could that be because of Climate Change, which they deny?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kathryn's avatar

There was actually one redeeming feature of Mr Cheney’s funeral: it highlighted the last groups of political figures who knew how to talk to each other and grudgingly work together on some issues, you know like for the good of our country. It also highlighted who wasn’t invited or who just didn’t show up.

That was my small moment.

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Ann Beyer's avatar

So, the guy with his shirt unbuttoned down his chest and hair that looks like he just woke up and didn’t even run his fingers through it, is telling us how to dress on a plane? Didn’t he get the memo of how to dress like a cabinet officer? These people are so unserious, it’s sickening.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

He can't guarantee our safety, but he wants everyone to look nice at the scene of the plane crash! What a moron! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Stu B's avatar

I’ll pay the first reporter $1,000.00 to call Karoline Leavett “Miss Cunty” to her face.

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Pamela Fender's avatar

Omg you guys. I didn’t know what a studded codpiece was. I had to google it! Oy vey. Hilarious!

I love you guys.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Would love to seem him do this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Linda Myers's avatar

I wish that Mamdani could walk into the Oval Office, punch the felon right in the nose, and get away with it.

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Bluesmurf's avatar

I am hoping that all the Chutzpah Mamdani has shown on the campaign trail is readily apparent in the Oval office because I expect JD Vance to be there and stir up shit like he did with Zelensky and see if he can get Mamdani thrown out. Neither of them want Mamdani around, much less being the Mayor of NYC and drumpfy won't be able to hide it.

One more hour before "go time!"

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Whatever Mamdani did to win over drumpfy, it was really cute the way drumpfy looked at Mamdani with those adoring puppy-dog eyes! Hope it lasts! I guess it blew an aircraft carrier sized hole in the RNC's platform to use Mamdani as a foil and ogre in the 2026 midterms - get all the MAGAs to be afraid of him. Guess they will have to think of something else...

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Bluesmurf's avatar

If we are all supposed to be grateful that drumpfy looks people in the eye when he insults them, then he should be extra grateful when we look him right in the eye, point, and laugh, and insult him back! No retaliation, no revenge, none of that BS... just be grateful!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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M.Finnegan's avatar

Note 7. The only thing to be learned is Christian Nationalism. Induct them young. 😳

Note 10. Yes, let’s all get dressed up for air travel, i know I’d love to be wearing dresses and/or pants & heels to be hanging out after numerous flight delays and cancellations and having to sleep on the terminal floor. How about you??

Note 14, still laughing at uncle fester.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

I have very serious doubt not ONE person in this administration is going to prison. With the supreme court in trumps pocket. The only justice we will see is when they die.

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