You can almost hear the pee running down his leg.

Did you hear the news?

Donald Trump is running scared from VP Kamala Harris and refusing to debate her like the unbelievable chickenshit that he is. In a statement from the campaign, aides tried to cover up Trump’s cowardice with a bunch of racist bullshit, but we all know he’s just a big ol’ fraidy cat…

God this is so funny. You can almost hear the pee running down his leg. We knew Trump was crap-yourself scared, but this is hilarious. And honestly it makes sense. VP Harris didn’t waste one single solitary second before she started calling that asshole for exactly who he is. She flat out said yesterday she was ready to debate, and it’s obvious the challenge rattled orangey. To get another perspective on the situation, we interviewed a chicken…

TBS: Hi, chicken!

Chicken: Hey, guys! Big fan!

TBS: Awww. Thanks, chicken. So do you think Trump is one of you?

Chicken: How dare you? I’ve never talked about having sex with my daughter, I’ve never sexually assaulted someone or been caught on tape bragging about it, I had nothing to do with overturning Roe v. Wade and I sure as hell didn’t attack the U.S. Capitol because I lost a goddamn election. Now I understand you boys have a job to do and you’re trying to be funny, but that shit is not cool.

TBS: Um, gosh, chicken. You’re right. We’re sorry. 

Chicken: It’s ok. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go out in the yard and drop a Trump.

There it is. Let’s make sure we get this right — Trump is a chickenshit. Not a chicken. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is sooooo fun!!!!!

And this text and video from our friend Acyn

Kamala Harris says Trump is backpedaling and says she is ready to debate to Trump

Trump’s Press Secretary says Harris is lying and that Trump is committed to debating her

Less than an hour later, CNN reports that Trump is backing out of the debate for the time being

Y'all have a good night!