Happy Friday. There are 648 days until the midterm elections. Trump’s raid snares a veteran, the White House encourages plane crashes and the sick freaks of the House GOP.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And thank goodness because shit got all fucked up in a damn hurry.
Note: Welp, Sexy Patriots, that was just about the longest goddamn week ever. It was a week in watching in horror as our worst and most obvious fears were confirmed and decades of progress on countless fronts were wiped out in front of our eyes by angry, cruel, racist, sexist, sexless, fucked up, limp-peckered, shit-eating, leg-humping monsters. But at least we can afford eggs again. Right?
Oh what the fuck? Wasn’t that the goddamn deal? America sells its fucking soul to a demented gameshow host and his idiot gang of Ku Klux Kiss-asses and in exchange we get cheaper groceries and gas is free or some shit? Next you’re gonna tell us Russia’s illegal war against Ukraine is still happening. Hell, we’re starting to…
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