It’s Wednesday. There are 13 days until Election Day. A huge sigh of relief in Georgia, John Kelly finally speaks up and the pay-off for a Trump “judge.”
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Note: Sexy Patriots! So great to see y’all today. You’re looking sexier and more patriotic than ever. Someday you simply must tell us your secret. Us? We look like shit, but that tends to happen when we’re this close to an election and pondering whether this is the last two weeks of America. But at the same time, we keep seeing so much shit that just fills us to the brim with joy. Like Coach Walz making fun of Elon Leon for jumping like a weirdo…
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