Good day America! I'm a 74-year-old member of the hate, evil, Satan party. I marched for civil rights, protested the war. I've done 60 years of volunteer work for my fellow Americans. And activist for this party for 55 years. I didn't know I was doing Satan's work! I think Trump was looking in the mirror!
“”Yesterday Trump’s former spiritual adviser and megachurch pastor Robert Morris pled guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl. So now we know why he was Trump’s spiritual adviser. Please lock this sick fuck up and throw away the key.””
I agree with the last sentence and because he was Cheeto’s spiritual advisor, maybe they could be cell mates!!
"Grrrrrrr. Remember when it was cool to be smart? "
A whole buncha years ago my wife and I were working in our local Democratic Party HQ on a Saturday (this must have been for the 2010 midterms) and Gabby Giffords came by to rally the troops, and she brought along the guy she was married to, who just happened to be an astronaut. EVERYBODY politely said "Hi" to her as we mobbed Mark Kelley for handshakes and autographs. :-) I still have his around here somewhere
"Grrrrrrr. Remember when it was cool to be smart?" Reminds me of1980s Huey Lewis and the News, "Hip to Be Square"...The lack of respect for education started with Reagan and has only intensified. I think the epitome for me was when I was manning a booth at the Tucson Festival of Books before the pandemic and I asked a woman who came up what she liked to read: mystery, romance, what? She looked at me and said, "I don't read. It's stupid." She was dead serious. At a fucking BOOK FESTIVAL. I suggested graphic novels, you know, with pictures, and she shook her head. "I'm just here for the food." And yeah, you can guess what she looked like.
I was a very young child when JFK was president. I’m aware he had flaws, but I remember phases like: Best&brightest. What you can do for your country.
One of my favorite movies “Interstellar” following a climate, ecological collapse, American school children are taught the space program was faked to push the economic end of the Soviet Union.
I honestly pray that our future populace isn’t all Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend level intellect.
I hope we don’t thru ignorance&greed destroy our planet’s eco system& thereby destroying ourselves
Well child rapist Robert Morris is only service 6 months in Jail, so no justice is being served here. MTG's boyfriend thinks she's hot, so the fact that he believes we didn't land on the moon tracks perfectly with his IQ. What Dave Chappelle really meant was "they allow me to be a bigoted homophobe because they are bigoted homophobes."
Between Pizzagate Jack pee doctor white supremacist, the Charles-Ike sword BS & the Moon landing denial. It’s just too early in the day for such jackassery.
I have been following you Jeff since your earlier days on Twitter. You have only gotten better over the years. I am 76, and trying not to wallow in despair so the humor you bring and the dumpster losses you point out are oddly comforting. Keep up the great work!!!
Good day America! I'm a 74-year-old member of the hate, evil, Satan party. I marched for civil rights, protested the war. I've done 60 years of volunteer work for my fellow Americans. And activist for this party for 55 years. I didn't know I was doing Satan's work! I think Trump was looking in the mirror!
“”Yesterday Trump’s former spiritual adviser and megachurch pastor Robert Morris pled guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl. So now we know why he was Trump’s spiritual adviser. Please lock this sick fuck up and throw away the key.””
I agree with the last sentence and because he was Cheeto’s spiritual advisor, maybe they could be cell mates!!
"Grrrrrrr. Remember when it was cool to be smart? "
A whole buncha years ago my wife and I were working in our local Democratic Party HQ on a Saturday (this must have been for the 2010 midterms) and Gabby Giffords came by to rally the troops, and she brought along the guy she was married to, who just happened to be an astronaut. EVERYBODY politely said "Hi" to her as we mobbed Mark Kelley for handshakes and autographs. :-) I still have his around here somewhere
"Grrrrrrr. Remember when it was cool to be smart?" Reminds me of1980s Huey Lewis and the News, "Hip to Be Square"...The lack of respect for education started with Reagan and has only intensified. I think the epitome for me was when I was manning a booth at the Tucson Festival of Books before the pandemic and I asked a woman who came up what she liked to read: mystery, romance, what? She looked at me and said, "I don't read. It's stupid." She was dead serious. At a fucking BOOK FESTIVAL. I suggested graphic novels, you know, with pictures, and she shook her head. "I'm just here for the food." And yeah, you can guess what she looked like.
I despair, I really do.
I was a very young child when JFK was president. I’m aware he had flaws, but I remember phases like: Best&brightest. What you can do for your country.
One of my favorite movies “Interstellar” following a climate, ecological collapse, American school children are taught the space program was faked to push the economic end of the Soviet Union.
I honestly pray that our future populace isn’t all Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend level intellect.
I hope we don’t thru ignorance&greed destroy our planet’s eco system& thereby destroying ourselves
Well child rapist Robert Morris is only service 6 months in Jail, so no justice is being served here. MTG's boyfriend thinks she's hot, so the fact that he believes we didn't land on the moon tracks perfectly with his IQ. What Dave Chappelle really meant was "they allow me to be a bigoted homophobe because they are bigoted homophobes."
Thank you for continuing to be a bright spot in my day. Spot on levity in this moment is so appreciated! 🎉🔥
tRumps spiritual adviser is a devise for propaganda. His spirit is the dark shadow of his immorality
Y'all are awesome. Thank you for these posts every day!
It does seem that this disappearing act happens on a regular basis. He usually comes back pumped up - take a notice this time. Just an observation.
Between Pizzagate Jack pee doctor white supremacist, the Charles-Ike sword BS & the Moon landing denial. It’s just too early in the day for such jackassery.
I was in my 20s when we went to the moon. Everything closed down so people could watch. It was thrilling. Sorry mtg’s goon missed it.
Keep up the great work, guys! Your concise, accurate, honest reporting is a greata way for me to start my day! Thank you and keep it up!
I have been following you Jeff since your earlier days on Twitter. You have only gotten better over the years. I am 76, and trying not to wallow in despair so the humor you bring and the dumpster losses you point out are oddly comforting. Keep up the great work!!!