Happy Friday. There are 676 days until the midterm elections. Trouble with the terrible people, Trump’s dumb and awful Christmas message and the inauguration shakedown.
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Note: Sexy Patriots! Did you ask Santa for an extra shot of sexiness because he sure delivered! We had a lovely holiday, but we sure missed you and we’re excited to share some big news with you from when we were away… More: Bluesky
Wow! How cool is that? We know you’re worried about how scary things are about to get, but we can surely all agree that it’s great to see the eagle officially declared our national bird. We were so excited that we invited Eddie the Eagle to come talk to us.
TBS: Hey Eddie!
Eddie the Eagle: Um hey guys. Big fan.
TBS: Thanks! So congratulati…
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