Trump throws gas on burning California
Today’s Big Stuff. January 9, 2025.
It’s Thursday. There are 663 days until the midterm elections. Trump throws gas on burning California, Sam Alito is SUPER corrupt and the nation mourns a good president.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. The apocalypse makes it really goddamn ornery.
Note: Hey, Sexy Patriots! It’s so great to see y’all today. Especially since it seems like America is, um, done. Yeah, between Los Angeles burning, Trump’s idiot empire lunacy and President Carter lying in a flag-draped coffin, it sure feels like America as we knew it is deader than disco. Hey TBS, thanks for the pep talk, Ted Lasso! We already know how much everything fucking sucks, you bleak handsome bastards! Ok that’s fair. We don’t mean to be bummers. But there’s a message of hope here.
If America is dead, then we can be sexy ghosts and haunt the shit out …
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