Trump hires a fellow convict
Today’s Big Stuff. December 5, 2024.
It’s Thursday. There are 697 days until the midterm elections. Trump hires a fellow convict, House Democrats get ready to battle and MSNBC surrenders.
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Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! We tell you all the time how much we love you, and today we thought we’d tell you why. We love that you care about your country, your democracy, your fellow Americans and basic goddamn decency. We also love that you are super hot and that if we nominated you to be the Defense Secretary you wouldn’t be going around doing shit like this…
Um wut? Dude is promising to quit drinking if he gets to run the Pentagon? Really? Ok we can play this game too. We both quit drinking a long time ago, but if Trump promises to withdraw Hegseth the…
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