Trump broke the U.S.

It’s Wednesday. There are 643 days until the midterm elections. Trump broke the U.S., Elon Leon is twittering America and a shot of hope from Iowa.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And goddamnit do we need it these days.

Note: Sexiest of Patriots! How are thee today? Wondering why we’re talking like this. Yeah, we are too. What can we say? Shit is getting weird and we are too. But good weird. Not like this twisted motherfucker…

Jesus. Even for a Trump guy, this twisted fucker is a real piece of shit. So um can we please not put this lunatic asshole in charge of our health? We’ve seen his family’s pleas not to confirm him, and we’ve seen the deranged idiots who love him. But we went right to the source for why RFK Jr. should not be confirmed. Here now is an interview with Larry the RFK Brain Worm…

TBS: Hey Larry!

Larry the RFK Brain Worm: Hey guys! Big fan! Love the newsletter!

TBS: Aww thanks, brain worm. So should the Senate confirm RFK to be HHS secretary?

Larry: Oh god no! You have no idea what horrible and disturbing shit I saw in his brain. He has weird dreams about having sex with falcons!

TBS: What?!

Larry: Yeah! And t…