Today’s Big Stuff 7.9.24 | Republicans unveil their fake platform

It’s Tuesday. There are 118 days until the general election. Republicans unveil their fake platform, Biden’s ‘left-behind’ miracle and the prez drops a note from his doctor.

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Note: Well hey there, Sexy Patriots! How are y’all today? Well you smell fantastic. Us? We’re still getting used to our new digs, but we’re hustling to try and keep this crazy newsletter afloat. We heard a lot of suggestions yesterday — some folks want us to stop cussing; other folks want us to cuss more — and we’re listening to all of them. We’re gonna try some new shit and try to stick with some old shit until we find out what works. TBS is an awesome and awesomely weird community, and we’re gonna rise or fall together. Just like the Democratic Party. And just like America.

No, that was not cheesy. It was inspired. Ok fine it was cheesy and inspired. Cheespired? Regardless, that is today’s message — unity. It won’t surprise you to know that President Biden doesn’t check in with this cussing newsletter to decide on his future, so we can honestly say we have zero input on what he does. All we know is that Dona…