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Jude Johnson's avatar

"Note 14: The dictionary says that “slop” was the word of the year. That sounds about right."

Actually, I think the word of the year is "Fuuuuuuuuuuck"

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Julie Jones's avatar

Just shut up, you orange turd. I know who has a deranged and demented mind, and it's not Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle. It's you, you disgusting excuse for human excrement. Do us a favor, would you? Just croak, take a dirt nap, turn up your toes, pop your clogs, or as learned from an Aussie friend, fall off your twig. I can promise you the biggest party in the world - it'll last for weeks and you'll be the star! Just close your eyes in your tacky gold-plated Oval Office and don't open them again. The party will begin immediately.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I hope they bury him upside down so I'll have something to hold my bicycle upright while I pee on his headstone.

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arne link's avatar

His mausoleum will become the world's largest outdoor toilet.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I have a picture of a headstone with his name on it, and underneath it says "Please wash hands after urinating."

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Fred Jonas's avatar

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Although now that I think about it, I don't know what for.

Ms Jones, whoever thinks anyone has a preoccupation that qualifies as a derangement syndrome should listen to the clown speak for more than a minute or two. He is unable not to mention Biden. He has a horrible case of BDS.

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Christina Gray's avatar

Are you referencing Billy Connolly's famous joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bUm8WOt_k

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Unknowingly, as I'd never heard it before now. Thanks!

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lauren babbitt's avatar

I feel the same way every day...

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

GREAT fucking post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ) THANK YOU!!!!

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The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

Link all you want to CBS, I won’t read or watch it. Someone else will cover it or distill it.

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Mary Louise Hegarty's avatar

It was a truly horrible weekend in the news. Heartfelt condolences to family and friends who lost their people in the murders at Brown Univ., at Bondi Beach Australia, and here in California with the murders Rob and Michelle Reiner. May all rest in peace. 🙏🏼

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Judy Cross's avatar

I agree with you and we all should be saying a prayer for those who lost their lives and the families left behind. Death is never easy, but murder is even harder, because there is no sense to it. I had a son that was murdered long ago and it took me 20 years to come to terms with it. The what if's were continually in my mind and now I can say the what was with a lot of sadness.

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patti sepich's avatar

I’m so very sorry, Judy. 💔💔💔

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Judy Cross's avatar

Thank you. It is something you never get over, but I know that my son is in a much better place.

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Sally Devoe's avatar

I can not imagine losing a child, especially to murder. There are probably not enough words in the English language to describe the pain and suffering. Hope you’re doing better now. Holidays are probably still difficult.🇨🇦❤️

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Judy Cross's avatar

Thank you. Holidays and his birthday are hard and, I suspect that they always will be. I know that he is in a much better place than we have on this earth and that I can always talk to him and I am sure that he hears me. When one of the days that I become extra sad about what happened, I will see a bird on my window seal, or a rainbow in the sky, or some other thing that he really liked and it assures me that he is still with me.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

You know, Ms Cross, I have found that of all the things people never get over, the thing they never get over the most is the loss of their own offspring. My heartfelt condolences. I know people who lose fetuses, and they name them and bury them.

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

It's been just a bit over 30 yrs for me that my son was murdered with a gun. Murder is harder. I'm still not over that and actually will Never be over it.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Joan: I am so sorry for your lose. I know how hard it is and that you can never forget how it happened. When we lose a child to illness, we at least have a reason why, but when it is violence there are no answers. Regardless of how we loose our child, it will remain with you for the rest of your life. The hardest part is knowing how they died and that we couldn't be there to save them. Remember that our children that have gone before their time are in a much better place and are probably watching over us. I hope you are able to talk to your son and can remember the good times. God Bless you. He will always be with you in your heart. (I talk to my son every day - just a word or two, so that he knows I have never forgotten him and that I love him.)

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Angie's avatar

The people of the world need to join together to rid themselves of the fascist slop. Every country, everywhere.

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Joan Wiersma's avatar

Ditto!

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Ray's avatar

Vote Blue 💙 in every election and help to stop this trump/republican madness, reclaim America.

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lauren babbitt's avatar

You know what I wonder...These people that shoot up Jewish communities, Do they understand Jesus was a Jew?

Someone put a tent on this circus.

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Christina Gray's avatar

Then pull out all the tent pegs and roll the tent up in a ball and hall off to the dump. Oh, and chain the opening of the tent ball up so they can't get away. Cover with garbage and let them feel a bit of what they've done to us.

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lauren babbitt's avatar

Christina who are you covering with garbage?

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Here's hoping that TFG's statement becomes self-referential.

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Ray's avatar

Vote Blue 💙 in all elections and reclaim America and stop trump and his administration from cheating in any Election.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Man, what a suck-ass weekend this was and thank you guys for trying to make so sense of all of the crap we were handed all thanks to King Fuckface the First.

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Notes: Don't tell me that you two have forgotten all of the pictures of teenage Ivanka (unknowingly?) giving daddy lap dances... And how would she even notice? Stormy SHOWED us his woodie right on Jimmy Kimmel's show. And you can find it on Youtube, right HERE: https://youtu.be/FIPi84cUQCs?t=22

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Note four: Mainstream media? No. There IS effectively NO mainstream media anymore. NBC, ABC, and especially CBS are all feeds of the reich-wing echosphere now. Even CNN stops to suck Trump's nubbin' (thank you Sarah Paulson) more than ever.

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Note five: Under any other FCC, actively lying about accepted medication, even this one, wouldn't be allowed without fines afterward.

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Note six: Time to start writing letters and boycotting those who advertise during CBS News shows.

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Note nine: "America’s Christians are going to kill a lot of people" with numbers unseen since the Crusades or the Spanish Inquisition."

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Note thirteen: Kid Sheleen all over again. (Apologies to Cat Ballou.)

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Note sixteen: I see from your link that Joni Ernst is all upset about the Americans who were killed in Syria. But, but, but, isn't she the woman who said, "We all are going to die."

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Note seventeen: I guarantee you, that once Abrego Garcia becomes a citizen, if he wants to be, he'll be elected to the House or Senate. I hope so, anyway.

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Note eighteen: WELL DUH. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that Epstein was actually working FOR Trump, or that they were at LEAST partners in the operation. After all, wasn't there an awful lot of "recruiting" being done at Mar-A-Lago? Yeah, there was.

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Note nineteen: I used that photo for my banner atop my profile on Faboo. I wanted to put it there at Blooski too, but it cropped out below the swastika, thereby removing the impact of the picture. Thank you for sharing that.

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Evil Down Under: Despite the absolutely horrible situation, I find it wonderful that a man named AHMED AL AHMED jumped one of the murderers to help save JEWISH lives.

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ROB REINER??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Erika Kirk is failing to continue her husband's popularity. Boo fucking hoo.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

As for Note nine: and they're actually proud of it.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

So sad.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Ahmed el Ahmed has shown us exactly how to deal with an aberrant member of our species. So; there really is at least one "good guy" left among all the legion of cringing creeps who turn away because there's nothing in it for them.

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menehune's avatar

ALOHA. on the COCONUT ONE FINGER WIRELESS. ........................................................................

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John Griessen's avatar

great writing today!

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

The phrase “things can happen” is absolutely the worst thing he could have said! I like “thoughts and prayers” better than that! It’s just dismissive of the victims and of the victims families. So typical of trump!

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arne link's avatar

He wanted to say "Shit happens" but some editor corrected that. What soulless hulk he is. I wish Shit would happen to him so that he could understand.

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Fred Jonas's avatar

I was thinking that shit should happen to his offspring, but he probably doesn't care about them, either. You're right, shit should happen to him, and it should be aggressive cancer or something, so he'd be aware of it.

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Barryt's avatar

Brennan is a fellow traveler for the fascists. She regularly threw out fascist talking points to Dems she interviewed during the runup to the election. She was bad before Bari Weiss came along. I like how the good doctor ties the "study" to prove that it's "safe" to the MAHA bullshit - it really tells you that his "concern" about protecting vaccines was just political theater, and that he'll sell out his medical experience because he likes the fascism.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

The entire world has gone mad. Brutal murders some from own family members.

It's time for this earth to get annihilated.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

It's not the earth that needs to be annihilated, but the bipedal species that considers itself above all the rest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgS1Lwr8gq8

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Yeah that would be the idea answer IF we had people in charge enforcing the law. In America - that's a joke.

Few countries I've read about where they actually KILL the rapist. What does America do - make them the fkn president of America.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Not to worry. The people in charge are making it a near certainty.

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