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Julie Jones's avatar

Gravity could've helped us out yesterday, but noooo...

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Right?!

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Laura G's avatar

🤣👍🏻

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Trash Panda Logic's avatar

Diddler on the roof is priceless! 😂

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Andrea Tuthill 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇷🇨🇦's avatar

Trump also mentioned how common it is for the deputy AG to visit, in prison, a convicted-by-a-jury-of her-peers-in-a-fair-trial sex trafficker and abuser of young girls. To find out what she knows about his boss, and what she is willing to “say”(also known as lying) or not say. And, of course what she might want in return for “saying”, or not saying,about what she knows. Failing to mention of course that Blanche was/is trumps criminal defense attorney and that Blanche is also good buddies with none other than Maxwell’s very own defense attorney David Oliver-Marcus. Those items seem an important part of the narrative and I’m sure it was purely unintentional him not mentioning them😂😂😂

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Fred Jonas's avatar

Note: There are a lot of people who are crazier than shithouse rats. (Is that really a thing?) There's Donnie, who nominated a lawyer, who has no idea how the medical field works, to be Sec of HHS, there's Bobby, who accepted the nomination, while telling the public they shouldn't take medical advice from him, there are Senate Republicans, who confirmed this frankly insane nomination, and there's the public who have been willing to take, at their peril and loss, advice, the advice Bobby told them they shouldn't take. And I don't know if you insulted shithouse rats by calling them Nancy Mace, or insulted Nancy Mace by calling her a shithouse rat. The complication is that you were right either way. If matters could be made worse, the guy who gives medical advice he advises people not to take discourages people from taking vaccines, about which he knows nothing, then wants to spend $1/2B on a vaccine program, about which he knows nothing. If I can borrow a phrase from you, what a fucking mess!

Notes three, probably four, and 18: Oh, yeah, thanks for the reminder. I totally forgot that Republicans are sex creeps, until you were good enough to remind me.

Note five: Thanks, Ms Bowers. Spectacular. "Diddler on the Roof."

Note seven: It's not the first time Texas Dems have bugged out. Interesting that he wants to make a federal case out of this one. Damn Hispanics and African Americans! And women who changed their last names when they got married! Who said they can vote? I mean, yeah, the U.S. Constitution. But who else?

Note eight: You're sure about this move, huh, Tulski? I'd be careful here. Don't they have land mines in Russia? We have them here. You're about to...

Note 10: Poor Mr...what's-his-name. Donnie calls him Emtem, Acyn calls him Enten, and CNN calls him "Emden." I have no idea what this guy's last name is.

Note 14: Poor Kristi. This is what happens when you have long, flowing hair, nice knockers, and you say wonderful things about Donnie. He confuses you with everyone else. Although he did quickly recover, so he could accuse Kristi of not being as good a golfer as Christie Kerr. I think we all learned that from our mothers: if you can't say something mean and derisive, then don't say anything at all.

Note 15: How come the NYT doesn't have an editorial about the smart ways to knock over 7-11s, or mug people, or sexually molest people? I might want to know.

Note 16: Uh-oh. Is Geoff panicking? Kemp was going to run against Ossoff, until Kemp chickened out. Then Marge was going to run against Ossoff, until Marge chickened out. Now, they're trying to find someone with a big enough bank account. Has Geoff jumped ship altogether?

Note 18: Because if you call HHS, you'll get connected to Bobby, and he'll reconsider. Because brain worm aside, he's a very intelligent person.

Florida man: Complicated story. I read about it yesterday. Langston is a Republican, so that's two and a half strikes. She was Ms Something-or-Other, and she gets hit on all day every day. So she agrees to have an affair with a certifiable jerk ("psychopath," according to some he's left in his wake) who's significantly older than she is, allows her sexual activity with him to be filmed by him, and now, she has a complaint? Tell it to the judge and jury, Ma'am.

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MZ's avatar

MAHA

Make

America

High-risk for disease

Again!

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Harold Miller's avatar

Trump is the; “Dipshittler on the Roof”

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Now is our moment—today take action against this harmful government. They are:

• Spitting on count orders.

• Seeding rot and corruption.

• Shielding a pedophile trafficking ring in plain sight.

• Gut-punching a broken healthcare system—ripping coverage from 13 million lives.

• Abusing the poor, the needy, and children.

• Stealing from the poor to fatten the rich.

They gerrymandered their way to power in the House and are attempting to do more of that anti-democratic chicanery. I say we gerrymander back to equilibrium. Protest for Democratic governors to take action!

I made 54 protest signs to aid protest groups. I will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/more-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs

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MKW's avatar

Wait.....Big Balls has a girlfriend? Ick, double ick, and triple ick.

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Michelle Brody's avatar

Stop fussin'

and

keep cussin'

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Elizabeth Duvert's avatar

Missed yesterday's opportunity to comment on use of profanity. I don't get it. Are those who keep advising not to cuss using the same energy to rebut trump shit coming at them daily? How can anyone not read or see the news and not curse endlessly. Keep it up, the two of you are so on point in content and tone.

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MJT's avatar

The New York Times 8/5 article: “Is there a smart way to cede power to Donald Trump.” Of course not! Unless, you believe in autocracy. I just cancelled my subscription.

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Julie Lewis's avatar

BTW the direct number to HHS Secretary Brainworm is 202-690-7000, per the recording on the number you gave. I left a message but I doubt they’ll “get back” to me like they said. But everybody should call! It’s fun!

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Kathleen Cason's avatar

The Apple "investment" in America is in part a huge stock buy back, not building new plants here. Check it out. Yet another misleading "accomplishment" of this administration. https://www.reuters.com/technology/apple-shares-fall-tariff-costs-add-more-agony-2025-05-02/

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MKW's avatar

And to think I was considering buying an iPad. Nope.

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Ggreengard's avatar

I love your swearing. I can’t say it better myself!

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Diane Kempf's avatar

After Usha's meatloaf dinner is over, the goon squad will retire for a dessert of Jello and discussion of how to get that clown to shut his mouth and climb down off the roof. It's like they run a daycare with one pedophiliac toddler.

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

It ought to be a very comical primary in Tennessee if Pete Hegseth runs against Marcia Blackburn for the Republican nomination for the Governorship! It’s a battle of the Idiots!

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