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Rita B's avatar

Trump absolutely “should” get a Nobel Piece Prize because he’s the biggest “piece” of sh*t. He probably wouldn’t even notice the difference in spelling, lol.

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Johnelle's avatar

Put it in a gold frame and he’ll hang it in the Oval Office.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Now is our moment—tomorrow take action against this harmful government. They are:

Covering up a pedophile ring.

Ignoring court orders.

Spreading corruption.

The poor, the needy, and children are being abused—by our government. Healthcare, already a broken system, was canceled for 13 million. Take to the streets!

We must protest outright crooks and the pedophiles. They will start shooting us. Untrained ICE agents will shoot us. Protest until we go down or we oust these tyrants.

I made 54 protest signs to aid protest groups. I will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/more-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs

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Angie's avatar

His architectural taste is clearly Early Whorehouse.

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Judy Cross's avatar

That's for all his whore friends. He wants them to feel right at home. Probably for all the pedophiles friends, too. Can't you imagine how those parties will go? How many beds will there be and probably cameras recording for the next blackmail scheme?

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Laura G's avatar

Angie! I was thinking this very thing. 🤣

I also was thinking about how there might be way to stop him. My thoughts went to letting him stay at Mar-a-Lardo full time to conduct his POtuS business and not have to "work" (ha ha) out of the White House at all. Silly, I know, but if it's spun the right way, the narcissist might fall for it?

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Laura G's avatar

PS The White House is THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE, not the PEDO'S HOUSE.

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

What kind of fucking drugs is Candace Owen’s using because I can use a hit. Weinstein was a good friend of Epstein!!!!!

From now on, refer to the Epstein files as the Trump-Epstein files. We fucking know if they are released the orange assholes name is redacted so there’s going to be a lot of sharpie but the fucking monsters who are out there walking the fucking streets got away with MOLESTING YOUNG CHILDREN!!! The fucking GOPedophiles are covering for a sex offender. And I don’t believe that Virginia Guiffre committed suicide. These assholes can all go have a massive fucking coronary. Fuck This Shit.

Love you guys! Have a great weekend as well.

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Cyn B's avatar

If we get a Dem potus in 2028 will the magats' heads explode if Kamala is named AG? That would be fun to watch.

And then watch her fire all the nazi idiots that have replaced actual expertise at the DOJ.

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Michele Ashton's avatar

and maybe throw their asses in jail too??

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Cyn B's avatar

There won't be any tacky gold leaf left in the world once trump is done destroying our historical monument.

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Yeah, FUCK THIS SHIT.

One day we will be reading that trump died.

And it will be about FUCKING TIME.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I'm going to take your advice and just fuck off for the rest of the day...

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Judy Cross's avatar

I'm with you. I feel like covering up my head and waking up tomorrow and finding that this was all a nightmare. I wish it was that simple.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

It didn't work in 2017 so I have a feeling we're just SOL.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Afraid so, but it was a thought. Maybe I'll just drown my sorrows. Since I don't drink it probably wouldn't take much.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Bag of weed?

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Judy Cross's avatar

No, it would have to be alcohol, which I keep in the house for company. Haven't decided to do it yet. Probably 1/2 shot would take some of the pain away. You can tell I'm not a serious drinker.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

I have had my bottle of Skyy Vodka for 12 years. My only other bottle is one of Mount Gay Eclipse Barbados rum that I replace about every 8 years.

And what's wrong with a bag of weed? Isn't it legal where you are? (If not, I'm sorry.)

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Note 2: 🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Mike Soboroff's avatar

Best line: “Note two: A ballroom?! Judging by what we saw from South Park, Trump’s balls already have plenty of room. Zing!”

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Daniel D Smith's avatar

Yeah, the job report SUCKED, so Trump's solution today was to fire the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics so he can install a loyalist who will tweak the future jobs numbers to his liking. The numbers will be great, and all of the MAGAt numbness will be scratching their heads wondering why they aren't working and can't buy food.

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Mlbanks's avatar

On purpose

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Larry R Rivera's avatar

wow. I like the way covered the week highlighting the some of the most important issues. cause and effect - trump's not so good economy. how is he going to spin this... must be the fault of Democrats, Fed Chairman or the devil spawn not keeping their promise. and lowering interests can increase risk of inflation... that's next!

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Patricia Biswanger's avatar

I remember reading once that Donald Trump is a poor man's vision of how a rich man lives.

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Daniel D Smith's avatar

Numbnuts, not numbness! Ducking autocorrect!

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Laura G's avatar

Today I am embracing Adam and Sam's FTS great advice. I am only going to share the things in TBS that honestly made me laugh out loud - which I consider a gift and for which I thank these two amazing, crazy-smart gents from the bottom of my heart.

"Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ on a popsicle stick" right out of the gate killed me (in only the best possible way). Never heard this one before. Took me several minutes to stop laughing. I am laughing now as I type this.

"Trump Ball Room" and the "Zing!" at the end. I heard the "bu-dum-tss"!

"Howard Nutlick" makes me laugh every single time.

Peanuts Gang dancing was watched *twice* for how I smiled the entire time (happy heart), watching the gang dance AND really appreciating the "musicianship" (<- I don't know the correct word) of that song for the very first time. Love Adam and Sam for including this today - they get the power of a song. 💙💙

All the bad, wretched, WTF stuff was spot on, but for today I shall play my FTS card.

Hope everyone has a nice weekend. Take good care.

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