Silver linings and suckiness

It’s Wednesday. The day after Election Day. History in the U.S. Senate, Russia attacks and America kinda sucks right now.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Today that needs no explanation.

Note: Hi, Sexy Patriots. We’re not gonna ask how you’re doing. We know. We are too. Lots and lots of us are. You’re not alone. We know that’s not a huge comfort right now, but there are still a whole shitload of us who didn’t just sell out every single American ideal and likely doom us to the end of this grand experiment.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

We know for so many of you this result raises questions about how safe or comfortable you can feel in this country. It breaks our hearts into a million goddamn pieces to even contemplate that. The reality is this fucking blows, and there’s no claiming otherwise. Frankly, we’re not sure what else to say about it. But that doesn’t mean we plan on shutting up. Oh hell no.

We have no idea what’s next. Right now we’re pretty fucking down. We don’t know if there’s even a path out of this shitstorm. But the one thing we do know is that we’re not gonna surrender. That…