It’s Monday. There are 29 days until Election Day. Leaping Leon pays people to support Trump, Vance says they’re coming for Planned Parenthood and Trump’s SCOTUS kills more women.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But at least it doesn’t drown kittens like Politico Playbook does. Those sick sonsofbitches.
Note: Ok fine, so we don’t know for a fact that Politico Playbook drowns kittens. Or has sex with couches. Or has sex with Justas Dumbaspolitico (JD) Vance. But they’re still pretty goddamn awful so we would like to invite them to go have sex with themselves. Why do we hate them? Because of shit like this…
You’ve got to be fucking kidding. You’d think these dunces would be busy cleaning up their own house after Playbook’s lead author had to take leave for possibly blackmailing his journalist ex-fiance ab…
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