RFKiller
It’s Thursday. There are 642 days until the midterm elections. Some scary kids get their hearings, RFK Jr. is a disaster and tragedy on the Potomac.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But only because things are pretty fucked up.
Pre-Note: Before we start cussing and mocking fascist assholes today, we want to take a second to send some love to everyone affected by the plane crash last night. Our hearts are broken for them. Please forgive us if our normal style seems a bit inappropriate today.
Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! We have much sad and horrible shit to discuss today. But first we want to make fun of a lying fucking idiot for lying about idiotic fucking shit. This is what we’re talking about…
What a fucking idiot! We thought this sounded like total BS so we did some digging. Turns out it wasn’t $50 million for condoms. It was one condom that cost $50 million. And it wasn’t for Gaza. It was for some dude named Gary, and he is very sensitive about his, um, condition. God forbid a mutant like Gary wants to practice some safe sex with the help of the U.S. government. Since when does this country discriminate against dudes w…
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