Happy Friday. There are 144 days until the midterm elections. Iran has TACOs, problems with the reflection pond and loser boy wants his impeachments erased.
Wouldn't a DC Sunday tornado be great! It could whisk away the cage and the fighters into the sky and land on Mara-Lago in FL. That would make my day...my weekend...my year! Well...I can fantasize!
Speaking of the Reflecting Sludge Pool, here's some breaking news:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s claim that a peace deal with Iran was imminent suffered a stunning rebuke on Thursday when a flotilla of warships from the Iranian navy blockaded The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
In a brutal humiliation of Trump, the Iranians choked off access to the newly renovated pool and began charging tourists to look at it.
If you have to get dressed up to go to work in the summer, why not choose a seersucker suit? What's the problem with that and a quick group selfie? Seriously -- we all need a small distraction now and then. War, inflation, attacks on Social Security gets heavy, day after day. Tell me something Klobuchar has done that might mean something positive or negative. Not the fabric she chose to wear one morning.
Klobuchar also just sponsored a bill to do more to counter the screw-worm problem in Texas. Interesting that the current administration needs to be told to do this, and they can't figure things out on their own. But history tells us that controlling epidemics is not their forte.
Nailed it again. Already on it. I hope lightning strikes the ugly “Claw” that tacky cage for the disruptor—in—chief’s birthday. I hope it flops big time in front of the world.
I hope the Republicans make 'repealing' Trump's two impeachments the centerpiece of their legislative efforts soon and spend the next several months reminding Americans what a corrupt, traitorous fool Trump was and still is. A really great use of their time. Brilliant.
I gotta give Klobuchar a pass. Until we’re rid of MAGA and the head of Murder Inc. USA (RICO, anyone? Throw da’ bums out! 86/47) I give any and all Democrats who are standing up to the stinky ass burning up the world for more gold leaf, a pass.
Thanks Adam and Sam for the brilliant articles/notes (ESPECIALLY NOTE 19) the HUFFPOST REFERENCE TO HIS NATAL CHART!!! OMG, as an amateur astrologer myself, this analysis is SPOT ON !! THANKS FOR THIS AND THE TRUTH !
Kudos for calling out Alexi Lalas mediocre career. He was big and slow, and really only survived because he was a sweeper. He apparently is also a dumbass.
It seems like every video of Hegseth trying to look sportbally inevitably show how pathetic he is - anyone remember the "pull-up" he did in the airport?
I'm surprised they didn't blame the pool algae on Biden...
Wouldn't a DC Sunday tornado be great! It could whisk away the cage and the fighters into the sky and land on Mara-Lago in FL. That would make my day...my weekend...my year! Well...I can fantasize!
...."but we expect to see flying pigs first. "
I mean seriously Guys, that's all I needed to read this morning. Just love this....
I'm almost 79 and those weights Petulant Kegsbreath could barely lift are a warmup for me.
And he couldn’t even bring the weights straight up. Loser.
💙
It’s a pretty horrible news day when the good news is that Melissa Hortman et al’s killer pleaded guilty. R.I.P. Hortman family.
As a Hammer perhaps I can send lightning and thunder. Well, that’s the other guy with the abs. But just for reference, my black cat is named Loki.
You guys are so fucking great, thank you for giving me a reason to keep hoping
Speaking of the Reflecting Sludge Pool, here's some breaking news:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s claim that a peace deal with Iran was imminent suffered a stunning rebuke on Thursday when a flotilla of warships from the Iranian navy blockaded The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
In a brutal humiliation of Trump, the Iranians choked off access to the newly renovated pool and began charging tourists to look at it.
If you have to get dressed up to go to work in the summer, why not choose a seersucker suit? What's the problem with that and a quick group selfie? Seriously -- we all need a small distraction now and then. War, inflation, attacks on Social Security gets heavy, day after day. Tell me something Klobuchar has done that might mean something positive or negative. Not the fabric she chose to wear one morning.
Klobuchar also just sponsored a bill to do more to counter the screw-worm problem in Texas. Interesting that the current administration needs to be told to do this, and they can't figure things out on their own. But history tells us that controlling epidemics is not their forte.
Because of that old saying about sitting at a table with a nazi. I wouldn't want to pose with idiot conservatives trying to dismantle our democracy.
Nailed it again. Already on it. I hope lightning strikes the ugly “Claw” that tacky cage for the disruptor—in—chief’s birthday. I hope it flops big time in front of the world.
and LOTS OF LIGHTNING .....
I hope the Republicans make 'repealing' Trump's two impeachments the centerpiece of their legislative efforts soon and spend the next several months reminding Americans what a corrupt, traitorous fool Trump was and still is. A really great use of their time. Brilliant.
I gotta give Klobuchar a pass. Until we’re rid of MAGA and the head of Murder Inc. USA (RICO, anyone? Throw da’ bums out! 86/47) I give any and all Democrats who are standing up to the stinky ass burning up the world for more gold leaf, a pass.
Thanks Adam and Sam for the brilliant articles/notes (ESPECIALLY NOTE 19) the HUFFPOST REFERENCE TO HIS NATAL CHART!!! OMG, as an amateur astrologer myself, this analysis is SPOT ON !! THANKS FOR THIS AND THE TRUTH !
Kudos for calling out Alexi Lalas mediocre career. He was big and slow, and really only survived because he was a sweeper. He apparently is also a dumbass.
It seems like every video of Hegseth trying to look sportbally inevitably show how pathetic he is - anyone remember the "pull-up" he did in the airport?
I'm surprised they didn't blame the pool algae on Biden...
I was thinking more of boils and blinding torment!🤔
Or, maybe the fountain on the south lawn near the beer and toilets will malfunction and soak the area like a geyser.