Mommy's boy

Today’s Big Stuff. December 4, 2024.

It’s Wednesday. There are 698 days until the midterm elections. Biden takes an important message to Angola, House Republicans are gonna have a hard time and a gross Trump pick circles the drain.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Shitloads and shitloads of it.

Note: Sexy Patriots! How the hump is it hump day already? Time flies when you’re totally and completely humped. Yeah, we are just beginning to really reckon with how fucked up things are about to become. It sinks in a little more each day just how gross and stupid and cruel everything is gonna be. Like, it didn’t even occur to us until yesterday that we might have to spend the next four years listening to King Incel Nerdboy’s Mommy on television for some reason…

Um did any of y’all vote for the apartheid lady because we sure as hell didn’t. It’s bad enough we’ve gotta put up with her weirdo neo-nazi asshole son, but now we’ve gotta listen to this Lovey Howell shit too? If you’re gonna interview her, at least do it right. …