Madison Square Garden gets another nazi rally

Today’s Big Stuff. October 10, 2024.

It’s Thursday. There are 26 days until Election Day. Harris is the billion-dollar woman, Madison Square Garden gets another nazi rally and Dark Brandon tames inflation.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It does a lot of other villainous shit too, but we don’t talk about it.

Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! How the heck are you today? If you’re in Florida, don’t worry about answering that and instead please just be safe. And if you’re one of the dumbshit Republicans spreading lies about the government response, then please just be quiet. Sigh. Things have gotten dumb and dumber even as Americans face a series of natural disasters and one of them is named Donald Trump. The bullshit and disinformation got so bad yesterday that VP Harris had to call into CNN and the Weather Channel and Dark Brandon had to call out Margorie Taylor Greene for being a fucking idiot…

Goddamnit. We hate to admit this, but Greene is right. We’ve been caught. Yeah, brace yourselves, Sexy Patriots, but it was us. When we’re not putting together crazy cussing newsletters and working at our day jobs, then we’re building hurricanes in Adam’s basement and turning them loose on the American people. It wasn’t even that hard. Couple of YouTube videos, some duct tape, some pipe cleaners and boom you’ve got yourself a hurricane. Sorry, everybody.

Now is that obviously made up and totally fucking stupid? Of course it is. But so is the rest of this conversation thanks to Republicans, so we figured we’d just give those dumbasses something to chew on. Y’all have a blessed day. Love to Florida. 

Note two: Taylor Swift just donated $5 million to hurricane relief efforts. Where is Trump’s donation? He’s a billionaire, right? More: Variety

Note three: We have an interesting Gallup poll out today. It measures the candidates’ on different traits and found that Kamala Harris is more honest, more likable, has more moral character and a bunch of other non-Trump stuff. SO WHY IS THIS RACE CLOSE?! More: The Hill

Note four: We are still so fucking pissed about the news that Trump was giving Putin COVID tests while Americans couldn’t find them. How the hell is this not treason?

Note five: This is what Kamala Harris is up against. When she answers questions like any other politician in history, the New York Times thinks that’s a bigger story than Trump’s nazi flirtations.

Note six: Trump’s closing message so far is to just keep calling Harris and her women “dumb” and a “moron” over and over again. Remember when that fucking idiot stared at an eclipse? More: Independent

Note seven: We know you’ve got other things on your mind right now, but we love spooky season and we’re always looking for some comedic Halloween fun. If you have movie or tv show suggestions, please drop ‘em in the comments.

Note eight: Trump is still refusing to do a second debate. Because he’s a chickenshit who got his ass whooped in the first one. More: Politico

Note nine: Biden spoke to Ron DeShithead this morning and Pudding Fingers actually thanked him for all the federal help. It’s a Florida miracle. More: NBC News

Note 10: This is what leadership at a time of crisis looks like…

Note 11: Politico’s hot take today is that Harris should start announcing her Republican cabinet members, including Mitt Romney as Secretary of State. Have you ever noticed that beltway white boys always have one piece of advice for Democrats and it’s to be more like Republicans? Fuck that and fuck Politico. More: NO LINK ON PURPOSE

Note 12: Remember how Elon Leon and Trump made a big deal about getting Starlinks to hurricane victims for free? Well that was a lie and those folks are getting hit with a $400 bill after just going through hell. More: AlterNet

Note 13: Ruben Gallego absolutely mopped the floor with certifiable nutjob Kari Lake last night. Our favorite line was when he said she’d been to Mar-a-Lago more than she’d been to the border. More: NBC News

Note 14: Trump keeps talking about putting that brianworm asshole in charge of public health and it’s really hard to imagine anything more terrifying.

Note 15: Here are some podcast bros who laughed their ass off when Trump called himself truthful. Trump has no idea how many people are laughing at him. 

Note 16: House Democrats are pushing MAGA Mike Johnson to call Congress back to pay for hurricane recovery. Hell yeah. This is the offense we’ve needed. More: Axios

Note 17: What the Trump campaign did to this Harris supporter in Philadelphia is sick. They twisted her words and stuck her in an ad and made her cry. Fucking assholes. More: Philadelphia Inquirer

Note 18: It was cool to see John McCain’s son with Tim Walz and Ruben Gallego. These are people who know something about serving this country. More: AZ Central

Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we give you the scene at a Democratic rally. You’ll notice there is no hate, there is no owning the other side. There is just joy and love. This is what has to win.

Note 20: And on that beautiful note, let’s go do some news. We know everyone’s butts are clinched tighter than a tic, but don’t forget to dance. It sets us apart from the assheads. Love y’all!

Wow!!!
Vice President Harris is running the best presidential campaign we have ever seen. Aside from uniting and electrifying the party, she has just blown away every fundraising record on the books. And we found out yesterday she raised $1 billion in about two months, beating the amount Trump has raised in the whole year. Obviously money doesn’t translate to victory, but this is a damn strong show of support. Let’s go!!! More: NBC News

Nazi garden
The nazi party is returning to Madison Square Garden for the first time in more than a century. Ok so the Trump campaign aren’t technically nazis, but they’re not not nazis either. Yesterday Trump announced that he’s going to do a rally at the Garden at the end of the month, making everyone scratch their heads as he continues to talk about winning New York. The reality is he either wants some big crowds in blue states to project strength or he’s hoping for violence. Either way, we’re gonna ignore his orange ass. More: NBC NY

Let’s go!!!
Welp, Joe “Dark Brandon” Biden has beat inflation. It’s now at its lowest point since February 2021. The Consumer Price Index report out Thursday morning showed that inflation has fallen for six months in a row now. We also see that wagers are up, which is a pretty good thing. The American economy right now is about as good as it gets. So we probably shouldn’t elect the guy who wants to raise our taxes and set off an inflation bomb because he’s too goddamn dumb to know how tariffs work. More: CNN

Today’s clips
More than 1,200 Ohio women have signed an open letter to Republican U.S. Senate candidate Bernie Moreno to tell him they don’t think comments he made recently were funny, and that they're voting for his opponent. More: State News

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is sending a stern message to the state after the Department of Health (DOH) sent cease and desist letters to TV stations for playing ads backing a ballot initiative to protect abortion rights. More: Florida Politics

Former President Donald Trump's senior campaign adviser was furious that Fox News updated Americans on a deadly hurricane barreling toward the nation's southern coast. More: Raw Story