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Gail Kasparian's avatar

hilarious.. political comedy..i.ve only heard tucker talking maybe once before and I try not to listen to much of any cruz speak...the two together...priceless.

Absolutely priceless. Thanks for distilling it down for us... ( from 2 hours of crazy? ) now go heal your mind from the bother. Yes.. just laugh...

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Marni Matyac's avatar

I have lived in the Washington DC area my entire life. What these men are saying about is utter bullshit. Two cities in Ted’s own state, Houston and Dallas, have a higher crime rate than DC. Places like Capitol Hill, where the senator would spend the majority of his time, are relatively safe. As a woman, I don’t feel unsafe walking in most parts of DC by myself. I’m not surprised I am stronger and braver than these two weak men.

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Kalani's avatar

Plz Ayatollah, plz. make it happen 😁

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Pearl's avatar

We’ll leave then

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Kathy Merlino's avatar

I actually read about this in The Atlantic. The Iranians are after him because he killed one of their top generals during his first administration. It was using a drone, of course but Iran never forgets. It was reported that they’ve been after him since the general’s assassination and the FBI has stopped more than one plan. This came out after he bombed Iran’s nuclear sites. Cruz is a scum but I do think this is true.

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Andrew J Walker's avatar

Tucker Carlson is a disgusting person who lied to America while a riot took place in our capital and police died.

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Bluebird's avatar

Ted Cruz is called out “What ever gets me the most money”

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Bill Chatigny's avatar

We'll educated doesn't mean intelligent.

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Diana's avatar

I found this very hard to watch! One because I can’t stand Cruz since he abandoned us in San Antonio during 🥶 the freeze. Second because he thinks he’s white !!!

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Diana's avatar

Never thought I’d thank Tucker for making Ted look like the ass he is. Thank you from a Texan.

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Carlos Richardson's avatar

They are weirdos.

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Richard Bertoldo's avatar

We call TC Tuckerbag here in Australia. Tuckerbag is a bag used for carrying food around. However, Tuckerbag can also be the sack you store your testicles in. I am not sure if either TC's have actually got theirs yet?

Regarding Teddy's accusation about Iranian hitmen trying to assissinate TACO man there is no evidence of that. However, the FBI have evidence of Iranians hiring Hells Angels to carry out hits on rival gangs. It is highly unlikely Iranians would carry out an assissination on American soil. Lets not forget that both TC's are in the pockets of the Russians and Iran works with Putim. Follow the money and you will see how much Russian influence there is in American politics. People like Paul and Ron Rand, TACO man and his familly just to start with.

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George's avatar

Oh he’s worried about getting carjacked. Make it happen folks

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George's avatar

Oh ok the false flag operation might just be trumps assasination. Cruz is giving away the plot. Well bring it on “Iran” let’s see it.

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eleanor sanchez's avatar

No one was arrested because it’s not true

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Nugz's avatar

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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