Lake of despair

It’s Tuesday. There are 692 days until the midterm elections. We’re totally going to war with Mexico, Republicans warm to a rapist and some good news in the Senate.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. We promise to stop forever if Kari Lake will just go the eff away.

Note: Ya know, Sexy Patriots, we’ve been so occupied with the other scum Trump has nominated for his cabinet that we’ve almost slept on what an absolute disaster RFK Jr. would be at HHS. And we’re not alone. Basically everyone who has ever won a Nobel is speaking out…

A-men. Believe it or not, TBS has never won the Nobel, but we’re still grateful to be on their team. And also HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!!! We don’t normally do this, but we thought we’d give Senate Democrats a hand and show them what a hearing for RFK should look like…

Senator: So you’re an anti-vaxxer, you don’t deny groping your kid’s baby sitter, you’re an ex-heroin addict, you cut the head off of a whale, ate a grilled dog and have a dead worm in your brain?

RFK Jr.: Thank you, Father. Umbrella palm tree belly button. My pee burns when I go pee pee.

Senate: Jesus. Can we maybe talk…