It's Election Day

It’s Tuesday. Today is Election Day. Trump struggles to get it up (his crowd count, we mean), the VP rests her case and don’t forget to thank a poll worker.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. How much it uses tonight is totally up to America.

Note: Sexy Patriots! We made it. It’s here. And somehow you look amazing. Seriously. How?! What’s your secret?! Sorry. We digest. Today is the day. Today we send a message to the forces of cruelty and dumbfuckishness that we have had enough and we aren’t going back. We were also gonna send a message to Moo Deng for endorsing Trump by eating the Trump cake at the zoo, but we never trusted that little sonofabitch for one damn minute and we’re trying to stay focused.

Instead we want to say THANK YOU to Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, their families and their teams. We are stressed out, worn out, burnt out and freaked out and we barely left our zip codes in the past few months. What these folks have done for us and for American democracy, is something that defies belief and fills us with gratitude. They have fought the good fight, they have inspired us, they have moved us. And no matter what happens, t…