Herschel Walker, Ambassador

It’s Wednesday. There are 684 days until the midterm elections. Republicans are going after Liz Cheney, House Dems need to get it together and MAGA Mike Johnson is having a hard time.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And Sam Alito can kiss its hairy ass.

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, we’re not the only ones getting in the holiday spirit. Yesterday Trump announced that the Ghost of Dumbfuck Past is getting a new gig this yuletide season…

Welp. Y’all know this means we’re totally gonna end up in an accidental war with the Bahamas, right? He’s gonna be so sad if he ever finds out it’s a different Atlantis. And won’t this interfere with him not being in the FBI? Is his son gonna go and make super cringe videos about his philandering daddy? Isn’t it great the way we’re exporting ex-football player domestic abusers these days? Did nobody tell him that abortion is illegal in the Bahamas?

Damn it’s amazing just how fucked up that dude’s Senate campaign was. Or how fucked up he is as a human being…