Goodbye, free press
Happy Friday. There are 641 days until the midterm elections. Senate Democrats give up, Elon Leon is scaring the hell out of us and goodbye, free press.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But we finally got it to stop chewing tobacco.
Note: Hey, Sexy Patriots! It’s great to see you today! And it’s great to be us! Why? Well, when you’re a cussing newsletter, you can say shit that other newsletters and news organizations can’t. And today we want to say fuck Donald Trump straight to hell. What a racist, sexist, pig-fucking, shit-eating, scum-sucking assbrain…
Goddamn sonofabitch. What the effing fuck is wrong with him?! And yes, actually, can we please get him to go jump in the Potomac like right now? We had honestly forgotten how this horrible shithead makes awful situations so much worse. Apparently America did too. And now we’re stuck with this crap until Satan takes him home. So since that miserable fuck is too dumb and too evil to do it right, here’s how he should have responded…
My fellow Americans, my cold dark heart is broken for the souls we lost over Washington. I trust federal investigators to get to the bottom of what h…
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