Getting ready for prison in El Salvador
It’s Tuesday. There are 637 days until the midterm elections. Susan Collins is still a joke, Democrats start to get in the fight and getting ready for prison in El Salvador.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It misses the days when Trump was the only asshole who needed cussing.
Note: Well that was fast, Sexy Patriots! The trade war Trump started this weekend is already over after Canada and Mexico agreed to do some shit they had already agreed to in order for President Benjamin Butthead to claim victory or something. Alas, the peace didn’t last long as Trump announced that our next war will be against the moon. Yes, it’s unfolding like this…
First, Trump has informed the American people that the moon has been cheating our country for years and it needs to stop. It certainly doesn’t help matters that Melania has made it very clear that she would rather have sex with the moon than Trump. Using his many propaganda outlets, T…
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