Gaetz out. Bondi in.

Happy(?) Friday! There are 710 days until the general election. Another corrupt AG pick, Marge in charge and a word about that vote total.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But it finally stopped chewing tobacco.

Note: We ain’t done yet, Sexy Patriots! It’s been damn tempting these last several days to wonder if it’s all over and the good parts of America are just a fond memory. Yesterday we found out that’s bullshit. Ain’t nuthin’ over until we say it is. We can still fight. We can still win. And we can still bring a scumbag down.

Just ask Matt Gaetz. Or don’t. You really don’t want to get near that dude unless you just like the smell of Axe body spray and failure.

Gaetz’s withdrawal wasn’t just important for the rule of law or our sense of national decency. It was important because we needed to know we could still throw and land punches against an aspiring fascist. And we just took down one of his rapists. Tragically, there are still others. So get some rest this weekend, SPs. We’re gonna join you for a couple days next week and then chill with the fam for some Turkey Day goodness. And then we’re gonna roll up…