It’s Tuesday. There are 245 days until the midterm elections. Minnie ain’t done with Bovino, the White House press flush the last of their credibility and Trump says America can fight ‘forever.’
I fucking love it! It brings me great joy! I love Sam & Adam’s therapy sessions here on Substack too. I’m so grateful for their voices. I don’t feel alone in my rage when I read their newsletter. 💙🔥
"Note 15: This stuff with Savannah Guthrie’s mom has us wrecked. How the fuck is no one blaming our joke of an FBI?"
Maybe because no one listens to those of us who live in the neighborhood?
AND
“'Wars can be fought forever.' No, they can’t. Wars chew through materiel, money, alliances, and political capital. Ask the Romans. Ask the British Empire. Ask the Nazis (the old ones, not the new ones). Ask the Soviets in Afghanistan. Ask anyone who served from 2003-2021 in Iraq or Afghanistan."
Can't even make Molotov cocktails any longer because all the drinks are in cans. The only bottles you can get are Mexican drinks like Jarritos. Who says irony is dead?
“Doesn’t have the yips about putting boots on the ground in Iran” - unlike when he had the opportunity to put his own boots on the ground in Vietnam. He left that task to “suckers and losers” then as well. 🤡
I read that WTF question that BoBo posed to Mrs. Clinton and couldn't understand the word-salad at all. Hilary is so smart, she cut right to the heart of the matter, Pizza Gate. BoBo is an idiot with a tight body that pulls the boys.
I’m not a doctor, but their most common explanation for the neck is a cream for minor skin cancer or precancerous condition. That fits in with so much time golfing.
I vote for that as well, but then realized that shingles is usually caused by stress and he doesn't feel stress because he has zero empathy and thinks he's always right about his decisions. Now I'm voting for flesh eating bacterial infection.
Some truths, as I see it: Whether the Texas primary winner is Crockett or Talarico, either will make a far better senator than scum like Cornyn or Paxton.
Also Markwayne Mullin's middle name is Moron, Kristi Noem is too despicable for words, Lutnick's upcoming testimony on Epstein will be nothing but lies from a putrid person incapable of shame. And the fact that Patel heads the FBI is why Savannah Guthrie’s mother is still missing; although she might have been found by now if she had been taken to Milan.
If the president attends the correspondents dinner, I suggest a 3 hour long moment of silence.
Each person who has the podium will stand there silently, pointedly. The audience will be quietly attentive as well. No insults,no jokes, no rubbing or roasting. Just the biggest insult of all, a massive social cut to express the shame of our country. Because if he's attending, there cannot be levity.
Note 2: "remember not to vote for any fascist fuckheads" SRP (Salt River Project here in AZ, the company that decides how much your air conditioner bill will be when its 120 degrees outside) is up for a vote to determine new board members. Some of those candidates are turning point nut jobs that want to get rid of green energy-you know.. the energy/water that people in Arizona need to survive. Voters in the Phoenix area NEED to watch for those notices that are coming in the mail. It wouldn't surprise me if Erika Kirk has solar panels on her house.
Just FTR, that lying moron did NOT 'pick those drapes in his first term.' They were commissioned by Badass then-First Lady Hillary Clinton during Bill's first term. Trump had them hauled out of storage and put back up. Asshole can't even asshole properly.
Note: They're the same answers. And let me put that lesion on the list of things I consider important. Damn! The list is full.
Note five: I'm sorry Hillary didn't say "Hey, just between us girls, why don't you shut the fuck up, you twisted goofball?"
Note seven: See, I thought the American government only loved killing Americans in America. It turns out they love dead Americans anywhere. Fuckin' great government.
Note nine: Zinke has dignity left? As demonstrated by what?
Note 10: My blood's not boiling at all. I'd love to have a girl like that around my house. She'd concern herself with whether or not everything was in its place, and how nice my house looked. Is she in Miami? I'll pay her $8 an hour. It won't be full time, because I don't need that much help. But it's enough to buy the occasional hair coloring and lipstick.
Note 11: Not to worry. Whichever asshole it is this time can count on yet another pardon. I hope it's not a state charge. It would be so unfair to see these people be held accountable for their illegal behavior.
Note 14: You makes your bet, Angie. This is why I stopped my support of Moulton.
"We're the media now": Hold that thought. The dumb shit is on the ropes. And he'll be very outnumbered. Didn't you say in Note six "Trump is a punk and all you have to do is stand up to him?"
God I love this newsletter so much. My only ask is MORE CUSSING PLEASE 🙏🏻
💙 Sam
💙Adam
I love the cussing too!
I fucking love it! It brings me great joy! I love Sam & Adam’s therapy sessions here on Substack too. I’m so grateful for their voices. I don’t feel alone in my rage when I read their newsletter. 💙🔥
Same. I absolutely adore Adam & Sam. The swearing is the pièce de résistance!
Indeed! We potty mouths must be united in this dark time! 💙
Hell yes we do! 💙
Meaning, as long as he and his family and cronies can enrich themselves, who cares! No skin off his back! “Suckers and Losers” can handle it!
"Note 15: This stuff with Savannah Guthrie’s mom has us wrecked. How the fuck is no one blaming our joke of an FBI?"
Maybe because no one listens to those of us who live in the neighborhood?
AND
“'Wars can be fought forever.' No, they can’t. Wars chew through materiel, money, alliances, and political capital. Ask the Romans. Ask the British Empire. Ask the Nazis (the old ones, not the new ones). Ask the Soviets in Afghanistan. Ask anyone who served from 2003-2021 in Iraq or Afghanistan."
https://therickwilson.substack.com/p/were-low-on-ammo?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Can't even make Molotov cocktails any longer because all the drinks are in cans. The only bottles you can get are Mexican drinks like Jarritos. Who says irony is dead?
There are always champagne splits...but who can afford the gas?
“Doesn’t have the yips about putting boots on the ground in Iran” - unlike when he had the opportunity to put his own boots on the ground in Vietnam. He left that task to “suckers and losers” then as well. 🤡
Our brave soldiers died, and will die, so that BoneSpursMcCurtains can keep the Epstein files closed while he builds his Big Beautiful Ballroom.
Did the UN provide a translator for the English speaking audience ?
lol MM...I bet she rambled on about her movie.
😂😂😂😂
I read that WTF question that BoBo posed to Mrs. Clinton and couldn't understand the word-salad at all. Hilary is so smart, she cut right to the heart of the matter, Pizza Gate. BoBo is an idiot with a tight body that pulls the boys.
I’m not a doctor, but their most common explanation for the neck is a cream for minor skin cancer or precancerous condition. That fits in with so much time golfing.
I vote for shingles. And i hope it's painful as hell.
I vote for that as well, but then realized that shingles is usually caused by stress and he doesn't feel stress because he has zero empathy and thinks he's always right about his decisions. Now I'm voting for flesh eating bacterial infection.
Yeah, but those poor bacteria... lol
You're right. They're going to need a statin for all the cholesterol buildup.
How bout all! Ugh
Ewww, as in he's spending a lot of time with Bobby Jr flesh eating bacteria???
Had the and is very painful. I would not wish Shingles on anyone but him.
But that ear looks pretty damn good
Only minor? Bugger.
Some truths, as I see it: Whether the Texas primary winner is Crockett or Talarico, either will make a far better senator than scum like Cornyn or Paxton.
Also Markwayne Mullin's middle name is Moron, Kristi Noem is too despicable for words, Lutnick's upcoming testimony on Epstein will be nothing but lies from a putrid person incapable of shame. And the fact that Patel heads the FBI is why Savannah Guthrie’s mother is still missing; although she might have been found by now if she had been taken to Milan.
#SendBarron
#sendICE
If the president attends the correspondents dinner, I suggest a 3 hour long moment of silence.
Each person who has the podium will stand there silently, pointedly. The audience will be quietly attentive as well. No insults,no jokes, no rubbing or roasting. Just the biggest insult of all, a massive social cut to express the shame of our country. Because if he's attending, there cannot be levity.
--Sincerely,
An Indiana Republican.
Note 2: "remember not to vote for any fascist fuckheads" SRP (Salt River Project here in AZ, the company that decides how much your air conditioner bill will be when its 120 degrees outside) is up for a vote to determine new board members. Some of those candidates are turning point nut jobs that want to get rid of green energy-you know.. the energy/water that people in Arizona need to survive. Voters in the Phoenix area NEED to watch for those notices that are coming in the mail. It wouldn't surprise me if Erika Kirk has solar panels on her house.
OMG….Hey SP’s have you seen this? Dean Blundell
piece on what our troops are being told about this BS Iran situation. It’s stunning.
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-us-commanders-tell-troops?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
I don’t have any words for this.
Just FTR, that lying moron did NOT 'pick those drapes in his first term.' They were commissioned by Badass then-First Lady Hillary Clinton during Bill's first term. Trump had them hauled out of storage and put back up. Asshole can't even asshole properly.
Umm...that rash on Trump's neck sure looks like a rope burn.
If only!
Note: They're the same answers. And let me put that lesion on the list of things I consider important. Damn! The list is full.
Note five: I'm sorry Hillary didn't say "Hey, just between us girls, why don't you shut the fuck up, you twisted goofball?"
Note seven: See, I thought the American government only loved killing Americans in America. It turns out they love dead Americans anywhere. Fuckin' great government.
Note nine: Zinke has dignity left? As demonstrated by what?
Note 10: My blood's not boiling at all. I'd love to have a girl like that around my house. She'd concern herself with whether or not everything was in its place, and how nice my house looked. Is she in Miami? I'll pay her $8 an hour. It won't be full time, because I don't need that much help. But it's enough to buy the occasional hair coloring and lipstick.
Note 11: Not to worry. Whichever asshole it is this time can count on yet another pardon. I hope it's not a state charge. It would be so unfair to see these people be held accountable for their illegal behavior.
Note 14: You makes your bet, Angie. This is why I stopped my support of Moulton.
"We're the media now": Hold that thought. The dumb shit is on the ropes. And he'll be very outnumbered. Didn't you say in Note six "Trump is a punk and all you have to do is stand up to him?"