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ilibee's avatar

God I love this newsletter so much. My only ask is MORE CUSSING PLEASE 🙏🏻

💙 Sam

💙Adam

ilibee's avatar

I fucking love it! It brings me great joy! I love Sam & Adam’s therapy sessions here on Substack too. I’m so grateful for their voices. I don’t feel alone in my rage when I read their newsletter. 💙🔥

Michelle Brody's avatar

Same. I absolutely adore Adam & Sam. The swearing is the pièce de résistance!

ilibee's avatar

Indeed! We potty mouths must be united in this dark time! 💙

Rita's avatar

Meaning, as long as he and his family and cronies can enrich themselves, who cares! No skin off his back! “Suckers and Losers” can handle it!

Jude Johnson's avatar

"Note 15: This stuff with Savannah Guthrie’s mom has us wrecked. How the fuck is no one blaming our joke of an FBI?"

Maybe because no one listens to those of us who live in the neighborhood?

AND

“'Wars can be fought forever.' No, they can’t. Wars chew through materiel, money, alliances, and political capital. Ask the Romans. Ask the British Empire. Ask the Nazis (the old ones, not the new ones). Ask the Soviets in Afghanistan. Ask anyone who served from 2003-2021 in Iraq or Afghanistan."

https://therickwilson.substack.com/p/were-low-on-ammo?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

arne link's avatar

Can't even make Molotov cocktails any longer because all the drinks are in cans. The only bottles you can get are Mexican drinks like Jarritos. Who says irony is dead?

Jude Johnson's avatar

There are always champagne splits...but who can afford the gas?

Chris Hale's avatar

“Doesn’t have the yips about putting boots on the ground in Iran” - unlike when he had the opportunity to put his own boots on the ground in Vietnam. He left that task to “suckers and losers” then as well. 🤡

Melissa magic's avatar

Did the UN provide a translator for the English speaking audience ?

io bonini's avatar

lol MM...I bet she rambled on about her movie.

CroneEver's avatar

Our brave soldiers died, and will die, so that BoneSpursMcCurtains can keep the Epstein files closed while he builds his Big Beautiful Ballroom.

arne link's avatar

I read that WTF question that BoBo posed to Mrs. Clinton and couldn't understand the word-salad at all. Hilary is so smart, she cut right to the heart of the matter, Pizza Gate. BoBo is an idiot with a tight body that pulls the boys.

ANDREW LAZARUS's avatar

I’m not a doctor, but their most common explanation for the neck is a cream for minor skin cancer or precancerous condition. That fits in with so much time golfing.

Jude Johnson's avatar

I vote for shingles. And i hope it's painful as hell.

Lisa's avatar

I vote for that as well, but then realized that shingles is usually caused by stress and he doesn't feel stress because he has zero empathy and thinks he's always right about his decisions. Now I'm voting for flesh eating bacterial infection.

Jude Johnson's avatar

Yeah, but those poor bacteria... lol

Lisa's avatar

You're right. They're going to need a statin for all the cholesterol buildup.

Chrissy's avatar

How bout all! Ugh

Bonnie  Reeves's avatar

Had the and is very painful. I would not wish Shingles on anyone but him.

Barbara (NJ)'s avatar

But that ear looks pretty damn good

Sue@Garvey.ca's avatar

Only minor? Bugger.

Fred Jonas's avatar

Note: They're the same answers. And let me put that lesion on the list of things I consider important. Damn! The list is full.

Note five: I'm sorry Hillary didn't say "Hey, just between us girls, why don't you shut the fuck up, you twisted goofball?"

Note seven: See, I thought the American government only loved killing Americans in America. It turns out they love dead Americans anywhere. Fuckin' great government.

Note nine: Zinke has dignity left? As demonstrated by what?

Note 10: My blood's not boiling at all. I'd love to have a girl like that around my house. She'd concern herself with whether or not everything was in its place, and how nice my house looked. Is she in Miami? I'll pay her $8 an hour. It won't be full time, because I don't need that much help. But it's enough to buy the occasional hair coloring and lipstick.

Note 11: Not to worry. Whichever asshole it is this time can count on yet another pardon. I hope it's not a state charge. It would be so unfair to see these people be held accountable for their illegal behavior.

Note 14: You makes your bet, Angie. This is why I stopped my support of Moulton.

"We're the media now": Hold that thought. The dumb shit is on the ropes. And he'll be very outnumbered. Didn't you say in Note six "Trump is a punk and all you have to do is stand up to him?"

Amy Walter's avatar

We haven’t seen the menu yet, but we know for dessert they’ll be eating orange ass. Fucking losers. We’ll said, thank you

Jane in NC's avatar

Just FTR, that lying moron did NOT 'pick those drapes in his first term.' They were commissioned by Badass then-First Lady Hillary Clinton during Bill's first term. Trump had them hauled out of storage and put back up. Asshole can't even asshole properly.

Marilyn's avatar

"Bad news for Americans in Israel. America says they’re on their own. Probably should have seen this coming tbh." Actually, Israel help the Americans leave. My son-in-law's mother was in Israel. Her group was bussed to the Sinai where Egyptian security met them. They are now in Cairo.

Only Putin is the moron's boss. The moron started the war because there is something for him in at, as he probably sees it. Israel, on the other hand, is fighting an existential war. Remember when the Jews were marched into the gas chambers and then burned. After the war, people asked why the Jews went like sheep. Israel will not allow Iran to do what the Germans did.

Joojoobee's avatar

If the president attends the correspondents dinner, I suggest a 3 hour long moment of silence.

Each person who has the podium will stand there silently, pointedly. The audience will be quietly attentive as well. No insults,no jokes, no rubbing or roasting. Just the biggest insult of all, a massive social cut to express the shame of our country. Because if he's attending, there cannot be levity.

--Sincerely,

An Indiana Republican.

lauren babbitt's avatar

Note 2: "remember not to vote for any fascist fuckheads" SRP (Salt River Project here in AZ, the company that decides how much your air conditioner bill will be when its 120 degrees outside) is up for a vote to determine new board members. Some of those candidates are turning point nut jobs that want to get rid of green energy-you know.. the energy/water that people in Arizona need to survive. Voters in the Phoenix area NEED to watch for those notices that are coming in the mail. It wouldn't surprise me if Erika Kirk has solar panels on her house.

kcpdx's avatar

Umm...that rash on Trump's neck sure looks like a rope burn.