Farewell to an American Angel

Today’s Big Stuff. December 30, 2024.

It’s Monday. And we wanted to say goodbye to a real president.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Even for solemn occasions.

Note: Well goddamnit, Sexy Patriots. By now you’ve heard the bad news and the good news. The bad news is that Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States, died yesterday at 100. The good news is he won’t have to put up with anymore stupid dumbass fucking Trump shit.

It really sucks to lose such a good man, especially when we seem to be mass-producing assholes at a record pace these days. But Carter was a good man and a good president and a good husband who was just plain good. It makes us so happy to know he’s reunited with Rosalynn and the Allman Brothers Band and that he won’t have to watch that miserable orange dingus take the oath of office.

Thank you, Mr. President, for s…