Eff You Too, Mr. President
It’s Wednesday. There are 293 days until the midterm elections. The FBI goes after the Bezos Post, America turns on ICE and CBS ain’t doing so great.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It gets like that when the federal government invades Minnesota.
Note: Brace yourselves, Sexy Patriots. Today’s newsletter has some profanity. Ok so that’s not new, but today it’s coming from the president of the United States…
LOL! Touchy! Touchy! Gosh. Wonder why an autoworker calling Trump a “pedo-protector” set him off like that? Oh right. Because he’s a pedo-protector. And he’s very obviously losing what is left of his shit. But you already knew that. That’s the beauty of this newsletter — we don’t have to tell you how much Cankles sucks gooch because you already know. And that allows us to focus on real American heroes like the brave autoworker who drew dipshit’s ire. The man’s name is TJ Sabula, and he is our fucking hero.
If you read the remarks he gave to reporters, you can see he has “no regrets whatsoever,” even though the scum at Ford suspended him. “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better seize the opportunity.” The man is a goddamn warrior poet. And while he didn’t respond to Trump’s “fuck you,” we went ahead and drafted a response in case he wanted to. It’s not quite as eloquent as his other remarks, but we think it works…
Yeah, fuck you too, buddy! You and your gross evil fuckin’ Epstein friends! Bet your orange ass won’t come down here and say that shit! Yeah that’s right, tough guy! Keep walkin’! Walk on back to your fuckin’ country club, pussy! Try not to rape anybody on your way, you fuckin’ dirtbag! Yeah, I see your finger! Barely! You got doll hands, you little freak! That finger ain’t even big enough for the F or the U! Pretend I’m Putin and blow me!
You can really feel it, can’t you? Let us all praise, thank and applaud this American hero for doing what we all desperately wish we could do. Thanks, TJ. We needed that. We promise to follow your lead should we ever get the chance. And hopefully, this heinous shit will follow Trump for the rest of his miserable life. Y’all have a blessed day. More: Michigan Advance
Note two: Anyone need some therapy? Yeah, us too. How about today at 6 p.m. ET/3 PM PT? Cool. We’ll see you here or on YouTube!
Note three: Normally we link to CNN quite a bit. They suck, but they don’t have a paywall and that’s something that’s important for us so y’all can read the news. But last night, the shitbags published a story with the headline “New documents shed light on Renee Good’s ties to ICE monitoring efforts in Minnesota.” Yes, the human garbage at CNN are trying to help the White House smear a dead woman. We hope their moms get crabs, and we won’t be linking to them today. Fuck you, CNN. NO LINK ON PURPOSE
Note four: We saw this from a user on Bluesky yesterday and we think it’s important to repeat. “When ICE asks you about your neighbors, you’ve never met your neighbors in your life, you’ve never even seen them from afar. Neighbors? What neighbors?”
Note five: The world record-holder for the smallest weiner in history thinks American women are too “smug” when telling ICE pigs to fuck off. Why aren’t 40 year old virgins cool like in the movie?
Note six: James Comer is going to hold the Clintons in contempt over the Epstein stuff all while continuing to give Trump a pass. We think Comer should be careful who he’s fucking with. The Clintons are way smarter than he is. More: NBC News
Note seven: New polling out about Trump’s dumb and reckless foreign policy shows that most Americans disapprove. Yeah, no shit. More: Associated Press
Note eight: We are begging Democratic officials to learn how Fox News operates. If you are going to appear on that shit, then you need to know what you’re going up against. They are the enemy. If you treat them like real journalists, you’re gonna lose a toe. More: Mediaite
Note nine: Trump is threatening to withhold all federal funds from blue states. That should just about successfully start the civil war he wants so badly. More: NBC News
Note 10: Bad news for Trump as even the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet start to see through his lies and cruelty…
Note 11: This is wild. Trump’s DOJ is attacking a Trump judge, and they’re not being subtle about it. Guess we’ll find out just how tough this judge is. More: NBC News
Note 12: In testimony, Republicans like Lindsey Graham admitted that Trump was crazy and lost Georgia. It’s a shame they’re too pathetic to say this in public. More: New York Times
Note 13: We’ve been pretty skeptical that Trump makes us more respected around the world, but when you see his command of global affairs, it starts to make sense.
Note 14: LOL. Eric Adams isn’t handling retirement very well. What an asshole. More: Mediaite
Note 15: We have totally fucking blown it with coverage of this, but Zohran Mamdani is already making big things happen for New Yorkers. Universal pre-K expansion is freaking huge! More: City and State NY
Note 16: Big congrats to Chris Dzadovsky, who flipped a Fort Pierce (Florida) city commission seat and turned control to Democrats. Sam briefly lived in Fort Pierce. It’s a nice place. And it just got nicer. More: WPTV
Note 17: The Dilbert guy died yesterday. We suppose that means Dilbert died too. Oh well.
Note 18: We’re seeing more and more Democrats take a hard line on funding ICE. We need to see a unified party on this. Don’t be wimps. Stand up for Americans. More: HuffPost
Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, you’re in for a treat. We are big fans of the publication, LA Taco, and they have delighted us with a ranked list of anti-ICE anthems. Our personal favorite is Jesse Welles but we will always love and admire Tom Morello. Enjoy! More: LA Taco
Note 20: And on that melodic note of resistance, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all are having a great week. Especially if you’re TJ Sabula. That dude better never have to buy his own drinks ever again. Love y’all!
Where’s Jeff?
The FBI searched the home of a Washington Post journalist as part of a leak investigation. This shit ain’t supposed to happen in America. We’re not gonna pretend like Democratic presidents are good about this shit because they’re not. But this is beyond the pale. WaPo reporter Hannah Natanson has been writing about the real effects on actual humans of Trump’s war on federal workers. Apparently Trump wants to put people in prison for talking about it. Our Soviet government is out of control. More: Mediaite
Abolish ICE
Americans are sick and fucking tired of being terrorized by chubby vicious thugs. We are seeing poll after poll showing that Americans believe ICE is out of control and the murder of Renee Good was not justified. Thank goodness. You never know with this country. A new Quinnipiac poll shows that only 40 percent approve of the way ICE is enforcing immigration laws, with 57 percent disapproving. And a YouGov poll has abolishing ICE polling at 46 percent approval to 43 percent disapproval. These violent goons forgot who they were fucking with. More: WTNH, The Hill
CBSadface
LOLOL! That’s all we know to say. But it actually ain’t funny. Bari Weiss has destroyed CBS, and it didn’t take her very long. Last night, while we were watching Trump humiliate Tony D., we also saw the ratings dive the network has taken this week. Viewership is down 23 percent compared to last year. Ouch. It’s almost like people don’t want to get their news from an ass-kissing twerp. But hey, at least Tony will always have this humiliation… More: Variety
Today’s clips
The United States could have to pay as much as $700 billion if it were to achieve President Donald Trump’s goal of buying Greenland, according to three people familiar with the cost estimate. More: NBC News
Sen. Elissa Slotkin, D-Mich., is being investigated by federal prosecutors after she participated in a video with other Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and the intelligence community not to follow illegal orders, her office confirmed Tuesday. More: NBC News
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) flayed CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil over his reporting on Jan. 6, comparing him to infamous Trump pal Mike Lindell’s Lindell TV. More: Mediaite
White House deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller drew sharp condemnation Tuesday over a message he sent to Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers during an interview with Fox News host Will Cain. More: HuffPost
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You are not paying attention to the details. Trump is a pedophile pedo-protector.
Please consider that we are being played and that none of this is as it seems.
President Obama's Warning: "You just have to flood a country's public square with enough raw sewage, you just have to raise enough questions, spread enough dirt, plant enough conspiracy theorizing that citizens no longer know what to believe. Once they lose trust in their leaders, in mainstream media, in political institutions, in each other, in the possibility of "truth", the games won."
"If you catch 100 red fire ants as well as 100 large black ants, and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen. However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other. The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. This is exactly what's happening in society today. Liberal vs conservative, black vs white, pro mask vs anti-mask, vax vs anti-vax, rich vs poor, man vs woman, cop vs citizen, immigrant vs citizen. The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who's shaking the jar ... and why?" —Shera
We are those ants and that society and all that we are witnessing is contrived to destroy the United States—both sides of the blackmailed isle are in on it. Here are the WEF 2030 goals:
1) America will no longer be a super power
2) You will own nothing and be happy
To achieve this they have to destroy the old order first before they can usher in their new total surveillance tyrannical super state. To achieve that they are mercilessly dividing and conquering us which is the oldest playbook for control that exists. Here is how:
Ten Ways Billionaires Who Hate You Are Manipulating You Right Now by @thewisewolf
1) The first manipulation is the illusion of choice. You think you have two parties representing different visions for America but both parties are funded by the same billionaires, vote for the same surveillance bills, approve the same defense budgets, and serve the same corporate interests. The choice you are given is which color tie the puppet wears, not who controls the strings.
2) The second manipulation is emotional hijacking. The news does not inform you, it activates you. Every story is framed to trigger fear or anger or disgust because those emotions bypass your rational thinking and make you easier to control. You are not watching journalism. You are being subjected to psychological operations designed to keep you in a constant state of agitation.
3) The third manipulation is tribal sorting. The algorithm learns what makes you angry and feeds you more of it until your entire worldview is shaped by outrage at the other side. You are sorted into a tribe not because you chose it but because keeping you tribal keeps you predictable and profitable.
4) The fourth manipulation is false scarcity. You are told resources are limited and the other tribe is taking what belongs to you. Immigrants are stealing your jobs. Welfare recipients are draining your taxes. The other party is destroying your healthcare. Meanwhile the billionaire class has more wealth than any humans in history and could solve most of these problems tomorrow if they wanted to.
5) The fifth manipulation is memory holing. Stories that threaten powerful interests get buried or forgotten within days. Exposed crimes result in no consequences. Historical context that would help you understand the present is never taught. You are kept in a perpetual present with no past to learn from and no future to plan for.
6) The sixth manipulation is controlled opposition. The voices you think are fighting for you are often funded by the same interests they pretend to oppose. The outrage merchant on your side of the aisle is playing a character designed to keep you engaged and angry and tuned in while nothing ever actually changes.
7) The seventh manipulation is the Overton window. The range of acceptable opinion is artificially narrowed so that anything outside it seems extreme. Ideas that were mainstream fifty years ago are now treated as radical. Ideas that serve elite interests are treated as moderate common sense. You are not choosing your beliefs from the full range of human thought. You are choosing from a menu they wrote.
8) The eighth manipulation is learned helplessness. You are shown so many problems with no solutions that you eventually give up and accept that nothing can change. This is intentional. A population that believes resistance is futile does not resist. They scroll and complain and feel superior for understanding how bad things are while doing absolutely nothing about it.
9) The ninth manipulation is identity capture. Your political affiliation becomes your identity, and any attack on your party feels like an attack on you personally. This makes you defend politicians and policies that harm you because admitting they are wrong would mean admitting you were wrong, and your ego will not allow that.
10) The tenth manipulation is the most insidious of all: you are manipulated into believing you are too smart to be manipulated. Every person reading this thinks the manipulations I described apply to other people, the stupid people, the brainwashed people on the other side. That certainty is itself a manipulation. The moment you believe you are immune is the moment you become most vulnerable
Much more must know information on these insidious manipulations here: https://tritorch.substack.com/p/there-is-something-way-bigger-going
There is something way bigger going on when you can divide everyone in the entire world into an 'us vs them' mentality on almost every single subject.. We cannot let them get away with these ridiculous ancient divide and conquer tactics...
It is us vs the 1%. That’s always how its been. Every single red and blue voter on the planet has way more in common with each other, and shares way more of the same values with one another, than both of them combined vs the 1% who consider us cattle. They are our predators.We work to enrich them. They feast on our efforts, while replacing us with AI and raining down scorn.