Dr. Phil did what??
It’s Monday. There are 645 days until the midterm elections. Trump folds to Colombia, even Republicans admit he’s breaking the law and a new war on the military from some real scumbags.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But at least you don’t have to worry about it starting shit with Colombia.
Note: Hey, Sexy Patriots! How the hell are you today? Don’t answer that. We already know. Yeah, somewhere this weekend between Elon Leon going full nazi and Trump calling for ethnic cleansing in Gaza, we really started to miss Joe Biden’s quiet beach weekends when we didn’t have to worry about America becoming pure fucking evil. But evil we are becoming, and we are doing it as only Americans could…
Oh what the effing fuck? How gross is this damn country?! It’s like we hit rock bottom of scuminess and then someone remembered to add a reality TV component. Were the Kardashians not available? Is Dr. Oz too busy sucking somewhere else? At what point do we disown Oprah for introducing us to these assho…
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