Don't Drink the Donkey Milk
It’s Tuesday. There are 644 days until the midterm elections. DOJ tries to rewrite Jan. 6, the military did not enter California and Trump goes full dicktator.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s helpful when you have a fucking asshole for a president.
Note: Greetings, Sexy Patriots! How the heck are you gorgeous freedom fighters today? Yeah, us too. It’s why we started huffing paint thinner. It helps a little. And we’re all about being helpful right now. That’s why today we’re going to do something different. Instead of smacking the living shit out of our own party for being so slow and weak to fight back against real fucking fascism, we’re going to do a little demo today and show them how to play politics in the year 2025. You start with a story like this…
Well we’ll be goddamned. Did you see that? Republicans have gone so crazy they want children to drink donkey milk. In fact, they want your children to drink donkey milk. And you know what another word for donkey is? That’s right. An ass. So the Republican Party wants your adorable children to have moustaches made out of ass milk. Can you imagine what it would do to their poor…
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