‘Dirty Donald’
It’s Thursday. There are 355 days until the midterm elections. Republicans are ready to finish off Obamacare, Trump’s cover-up (no, a different one) and the right is really, really gross.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But that hardly seems like a big deal when the president is probably a pedophile.
Note: Holy fucking shit, Sexy Patriots! The toothpaste is out of the tube! The cattle are out of the barn! The pedophiles are off the island and in the Oval Office! Yeah, that last one’s not a saying. At least not yet. Anyway, we’re sorry for coming in so hot today, but there is a dam of wild and horrible shit breaking and it’s about goddamn time.
But before we get into this box of evil assholes, there is something important we need to do. Sure, this newsletter is about politics and cussing out politicians and shitheads and occasional Dolly Parton news. But it’s also about providing a public service. And today that service is to tell you to never ever ever take medical advice from this fucking chode…
Wut. Hillbilly Elegy, MD is giving medical advice now? No thanks. We’d rather take medical advice from the brain worm dumbshit, and we sure as hell aren’t doing that. So here is a list of things Jubilee Dickface (JD) Vance is qualified to give advice on…
Fucking couches
Sucking as a human
Fucking couches
And honestly who would need advice on fucking couches? Don’t answer that. Y’all have a blessed day. And pass the ibuprofen.
Note two: We want to apologize for canceling yesterday’s Therapy Session. Sam was mad at Adam because the newsletter was late going out, and he decided to pout about it. We’re sorry for being idiots.
Note three: The government is now open. Trump signed the shitty legislation last night and then refused to take questions. Probably because of all the gross pedophile shit. More: NPR
Note four: Trump’s approval numbers are really fucking bad. The AP shows him with a 33 percent approval rating on the economy. One voter specifically mentioned the Great Gatsby party as a betrayal. Americans are waking up, y’all. Let’s just hope it ain’t too late. More: Associated Press
Note five: U.S. Rep. Adeilita Grijalva is officially a member of Congress after being denied her rightful seat for 50 days by a pedophile-protecting creepshow.
Note six: The New York Times was offered pictures of Trump in Epstein’s kitchen with girls in bikinis and said no thanks. But remember that Mamdani’s college application was a big deal. More: ABC News
Note seven: Well this is a twist. Epstein said Bill Clinton was never on the island. We’d like to welcome this good news but we also don’t take the word of dead child rapists. More: Yahoo News
Note eight: Time for some comic relief. Fox host Will Cain was told when he was at ESPN that Black people hate him. He didn’t believe them. LOLOL!!!! More: HuffPost
Note nine: We are still waiting to hear from the seven Democrats and one independent in the Seante who sold us out about why they agreed to a deal that would put millions of tax dollars in Lindsey Graham’s fucking pockets. The House says they will vote to undo this bullshit, but we know the Senate won’t take it up. They are straight up fucking stealing from us, and our party helped them do it. More: NBC News
Note 10: We know prices are high and insurance premiums are about to destroy some people, but Eric Trump has some great news for us working class Americans…
Note 11: Starbucks workers are striking. Don’t cross the picket line! More: Associated Press
Note 12: The joke lawyer Trump appointed to after Letitia James might get kicked off the case. But only if there’s any justice in the universe. More: Associated Press
Note 13: How utterly deranged and broken the Republican Party must be to make Thomas Massie look this reasonable…
Note 14: Trump had a former al Qaeda leader to the White House and sprayed him with cologne. This is probably why we’re so respected around the world again. More: HuffPost
Note 15: South Park went there. They had Trump and Couchboy fucking each other. Ewwww!!! Oh well. It’s better they fuck each other than continue fucking the rest of us. More: Mediaite
Note 16: AOC continues to be one of our party’s best communicators. And she’s absolutely right.
Note 17: HUGE props to Stephanie Miller for going on Hannity and delivering some much-needed truth! We’ve always loved Stephanie. We came up with Sexy Patriots without realizing she did Sexy Liberals, and that tells us great minds think alike. Thank you, Stephanie!!! More: Mediaite
Note 18: It’s really a disgrace for beltway journalists that the toughest interview Trump has faced in months came from fangirl Laura Ingraham. Get your shit together, media. More: HuffPost
Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we continue to fall in love with the new Pope. Not only is he leading U.S. Bishops to condemn Trump’s immigration policies, but just look at this Blues Brothers hottie!
Note 20: And on that gorgeous note, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all are having a great week. If not, just please remember not to take any medical advice from JD Vance or sit on anything at his house. Love y’all!
About that pinky promise
Senate Democrats caved on the shutdown without getting Obamacare subsidies extended, but they were promised a vote by Senate Majority Leader John Thune. Of course they weren’t promised shit in the House, and Mike Little Johnson is already saying he won’t call a vote to extend the subsidies. So we just had a 43-day shutdown about healthcare that didn’t do a goddamn thing to lower the cost of healthcare. Republicans have been trying to destroy Obamacare for 12 years now, and it looks like they might finally get their wish. But at least Jeanne Shaheen still has top-notch healthcare that we’re all paying for. More: Axios
Cover-up!
The Trump administration used the news of Trump’s child rape stuff to drop a bombshell — they are not going to publish an October jobs or inflation report. Yeah, lyin’ Karoline Leavitt blamed Democrats and said the administration was unable to collect data in October. Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett was on Fox News this morning saying, “we’ll maybe be able to concoct something, but we’ll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October.” How fucking convenient. Trump is destroying the U.S. economy, and he’s trying to cover it up. More: New Republic
Republicans are fucking gross
The fallout from the Epstein emails has been immense. Sick fucks like Ken Starr, Larry Summers and Tom Barack have all been outed as sick fucks. But man it is truly fucking insane just how much Trump is all over this shit. They were still hanging out when Trump was president in 2017! Trump even spent fucking Thanksgiving with Epstein that year! Republicans are of course rallying about their disgusting leader even as some say they will vote for the discharge petition next week. We’ll see. Trump spent yesterday out of public view for the most part, but he had Kash and Bondi use the Situation Room to host Lauren Boebert and try to get her to change her vote. That’s a pretty shocking cover-up, but because it was in plain sight, the press don’t seem to really care that much. The beltway scum at Politico Playbook are trying to treat this as just another ho-hum attack on Trump. We’re damn eager to see what happens next, but Dirty Donald should resign like fucking yesterday. More: CNN, The Guardian, CNN
Today’s clips
Intelligence “is not for killing,” Colombian President Gustavo Petro told NBC News in a wide-ranging interview Wednesday, explaining his decision to stop sharing information with the United States in opposition to lethal strikes on boats allegedly carrying illegal drugs. More: NBC News
Israeli settlers torched and defaced a mosque in a Palestinian village in the central West Bank overnight, scribbling hateful messages in a show of defiance, a day after some Israeli leaders condemned a recent attack by settlers against Palestinians. More: Associated Press
Jeffrey Epstein offered himself as a conduit for Russian officials seeking to understand President Donald Trump, weeks ahead of a 2018 summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Finland. More: Mediaite
Civil rights activist Rev. Jesse Jackson was hospitalized on Wednesday in Chicago, the Rainbow PUSH Coalition told ABC7. More: ABC7
"Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett was on Fox News this morning saying, “we’ll maybe be able to concoct something, but we’ll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October.”
All this DATA exists and all they have to do is pull it together - they are all such liars hoping that the "public" won't know anything about data, how it is collected, how it is stored, and for how long. Really? We have "data" from decades ago. Does anyone really believe that the employment and jobs and economic data disappeared in the 42 days that the government was shut down just because there were no actual people there that would gather it up and put together a report?
I will bet you that the report is automated and that it is sitting there, but the data output is so bad that they are using people's lack of knowledge in this area to keep from releasing it.
Well, that isn't going to stop the data from November from coming out and it won't look good either because unemployment is up, wages are stagnant or down, purchasing power continues to decline as prices continue to rise, the Big Ugly Bill that cuts SNAP and Medicaid is getting closer to implementation - with everyone cutting, gutting, and shutting to anticipate loss of revenue and profits for the richy rich. Inflation has been on the rise since the "Day of The Tariff" in May... and more ugliness.
Read more about what's coming from the Big Ugly Bill here: "Articles By Bluesmurf!" - https://bluesmurf.substack.com/p/articles-by-bluesmurf
Scroll down to the articles in July that break down the provisions in the Big Ugly Bill that will NOW be put into the budgets that are being passed - Or taken out, as it were.
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I have a friend who just got a increase in health insurance from $850 to $3900 and is considering moving to south America country to get the health care she and her husband need. That is not making any American better.