Happy Friday. There are 655 days until the midterm elections. Team Trump says screw the poor, more mercy from Dark Brandon and CNN grovels like cowardly scum.
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Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! How the eff are you today? Effing freaked out about this being the last weekend of American democracy? Yeah, us too. There’s no dressing this up. It’s horrible and stupid and really scary. And you don’t have to watch any of it because fuck those dirtbags.
But TBS, you’re so good looking and isn’t it our duty as Americans to stay informed? Well thank you. And yeah, kinda. It is our intent to watch everything these twisted motherfuckers do and call them out, mock them, laugh at them and point at their leprecha…
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