BS Bondi
It’s Thursday. There are 656 days until the midterm elections. House Republicans scare the hell out of us, Pam Bondi is full of crap and Dark Brandon says goodbye with a warning.
Be advised: This newsletter uses bad words. Mostly to call bad people bad things. But those rotten sonsofbitches have it coming.
Note: Ok, Sexy Patriots, we have given this a lot of thought and we’re gonna Michelle Obama this sitch and skip The Shittening of America. That’s what we’re calling Monday, and we will not be calling it anything else. We accept that Trump is going to be sworn in and be president and we accept that it is going to suck. But we refuse to call it that shit or watch it or pretend like there’s anything good at all about The Shittening. So what are we doing instead? Oh we’re so glad you asked…
We’re going to make fart noises with our armpits. Well, Adam is. Sam inverts his hands and pushes them against his mouth to make fart noises. But that’s what we’ll be doing on Monday, well, that and honoring Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Please allow us to explain. While Republicans are freezing their corrupt asses off at The Shittening, we propose a designated time when we all si…
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