A Kick-Butt Kamala Economy

Today’s Big Stuff. September 4, 2024.

It’s Wednesday. There are 62 days until the general election. A McCain steps up, MVP goes hard in Pennsylvania and voting for a Kamala economy. 

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s one of many reasons why we’re way cooler than Politico Playbook. 

Note: Sexy Patriots! How the heck are ya today? Yikes! Well remember to apply direct pressure and send a nice apology note. And also remember that it could be worse — you could be a Republican candidate for higher office… More: NY Mag

Ahem. Dude, THAT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD!!! If you shake that dude’s hand, make sure you Purell up afterward. Of course it’s not surprising that this bizarre butthead who Trump endorses as MLK Jr. on steroids and who believes women shouldn’t have the right to vote is a serious porn addict. He’s a broken asshead who hates women and sees them as objects. It’s obvious now that the only hope for him is to get in on the strange fucked up porn monitoring arrangement Speaker Mike Johnson has with his “son.” Jeez. You really start to fully appreciate how weird these shiteaters are when you type it all out. 

Tim Walz really nailed it with the whole “weird” thing. And now that he’s said it, it’s just so damn obvious and getting more and more obvious by the minute. So let’s beat them all and send a message that we’re done with the freaks. Especially Mark Robinson and his better half, Rosy Palms. Y’all have a blessed day. 

Note two: Btw, this story is a few days old, but it’s also hilarious. It’s a story from N.C. about how Robinson is hurting Trump’s chances in the state. LOL! Can you freaking imagine? That’s like a turd telling a fart that it stinks! More: WRAL

Note three: Sam got hit with the COVID this week, and it is a sonofabitch. There are new vaccines out there, so go get yourself one. We love you, and we need your hot ass around.

Note four: It looks like MVP wants to be the small business president. We freaking love that. Look out tomorrow for a new policy drop from the Blue team. More: Huff Post

Note five: We know you don’t need anymore motivation to beat this orange ass, but here ya go just in case…

Note six: RFK Jr. is stuck on the ballot in Michigan, and this shit just keeps getting funnier. He ran as a spoiler candidate, funded by Trump backers and then dropped out too late after they realized Trump was the candidate he was spoiling. Seriously one of the funniest things that has ever happened in American politics. More: Huff Post

Note seven: This story out of Louisiana is horrible and a sign of what’s to come for all of us if Trump wins. Doctors are warning politicians that fucking with the abortion medications is going to get some women killed, and the politicians simply do not care. More: Shreveport Times

Note eight: We got some new swing state polls from CNN this morning. They basically show us exactly what we want to see except for a tie in Pennsylvania. Let’s all take a second to enjoy these and briefly shake our rumps and then get back to work. More: CNN

Note nine: Congratulations to the family of the late Isaac Hayes (Shut your mouth. We’re just talking about Isaac Hayes), who got a judge to order Trump to stop using one of Hayes’s songs at his gross rallies. What a totally normal presidential campaign. More: Huff Post

Note 10: Racism and misogyny are all these pathetic fucks have. Let this fuel you to make calls and knock on doors.

Note 11: Want to not be shocked? Ginni Thomas is back to playing politics, praising a group that is fighting court reform. It is just astonishing how much of this corruption is public and how little the beltway media cares. More: Pro Publica

Note 12: Today the Biden administration will formally accuse Russia of interfering in our elections. We assume Trump will respond by sending some sort of fruit basket. More: CNN

Note 13: Jingleheimer Dickbrain (JD) Vance went on Laura Ingraham’s show last night to demonstrate how normal he is. It didn’t work. NO LINK ON PURPOSE

Note 14: A man who was serving a life sentence until it was commuted by Trump was convicted again this spring, this time on charges of assaulting his wife. Trump certainly does have a type. More: Newsweek

Note 15: Good news! Trump is either preparing for next week’s debate or he’s not. Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares? 

Note 16: It is nothing less than insane watching Elon Musk turn twitter into a multi-billion dollar megaphone for Trump and nazis. More: CNN

Note 17: Tomorrow, Judge Chutkan is firing back up the insurrection case after Trump’s broken and corrupt SCOTUS did everything they could to push it past the election and give him a pass.

Note 18: Have you checked your registration? Do you know if/when you can early vote? It’s always good to double and triple check.

Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we want to wish a very happy birthday to Queen Beyonce. Here’s her song Freedom that MVP has selected as her campaign song.

Note 20: And on that awesome freaking note, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all are having a kick-ass week. We also hope Mark Robinson gets the help 

Thanks, Jimmy!
You know how John McCain was a pretty good dude but he died and all he left us with was his talentless horse’s ass of a daughter? Well he also left us some sons who have devoted their lives to serving this country, and one of them publicly endorsed MVP yesterday, blasting Trump’s bullshit stunt at Arlington National Cemetery. Thanks to Jimmy McCain. Megan, on the other hand, can kiss our asses. More: CNN

We need it
So it’s looking more and more like this thing could come down to Pennsylvania, and MVP’s campaign is sure acting like it. After spending Labor Day in Pittsburgh, Harris is heading back there Thursday and will stay there to do her debate prep. The debate is Sept. 10 in Philadelphia. Let’s go, Keystone State. We need you. More: NotUs.org

Thanks, Goldman
Normally we’d tell the rich a-hole elitists at Goldman-Sachs to eat shit. But not this time. Yesterday Goldman put out a report saying that if Harris wins, the country will enjoy more job growth and a stronger GDP. If Trump wins, we don’t get any of that shit and costs will go up. If America decides that Trump is better for the economy than MVP, then we deserve what we get. And it won’t be pretty. More: Reuters

Today’s clips
Donald Trump is pressuring Republicans to shut down the government at the end of this month if Congress doesn’t pass a GOP-backed proposal to establish new election rules nationwide. More: NBC News

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in July effectively spiked a draft hostage and ceasefire deal by introducing a raft of new, 11th-hour demands, according to a report by the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth citing a document it obtained. More: CNN

Allegations of money laundering, falsified signatures and surreptitious communications fill the federal indictment brought against Linda Sun, a longtime New York governors’ aide who was charged Tuesday with acting as an agent for the Chinese government. More: CNN